“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”
A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay. It is time to use the bathroom at Paul Simon’s house. I am a gecko.GE...
3 Sep 20251h 14min
“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”
A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doing kratom, a lady loves her goat centric job, and a...
31 Aug 20251h 21min
is it better to be a human or a lizard?
This was originally uploaded as a video on my youtube channel here: https://youtu.be/Otm9cDuVTfw?si=Q2Fh50k68ZTJ0Osv I went to a gecko zoo in Brooklyn to discover whether it would be better to be a li...
29 Aug 202510min
“I DRAW THE RICH AND FAMOUS”
In this IRL episode we talk to a college freshman with dreams of being famous, an illustrator who draws rich and famous people, 2 people on a first date from hinge, a man who can’t find someone to set...
27 Aug 20251h 28min
"I’M TRAPPED IN MY RELATIONSHIP"
A caller explains why she feels trapped in her relationship, we get updates from 2 returned callers who’ve improved their situations, and a final caller tries to escape their desk job to become a musi...
24 Aug 20251h 14min
“I’M RE-LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE”
A caller relearns how to breathe, we talk about the subtle things we take for granted, we share our experiences with journaling, we ponder existentialism, we play pickleball, and we generally have a g...
20 Aug 20251h 17min
GECKMAIL: “MY DAD CAN’T STOP MARRYING WOMEN FROM THE INTERNET”
This is geckmail. It is a version of the podcast where instead of talking to other people I just rant alone and read emails. Some of those email topics include hating your home country, a person who’s...
17 Aug 20251h 23min
“I CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THAN YOU”
Hello. In this IRL episode I talk with a woman who moved to the US from Russia and just got married, an aspiring lawyer trying not to let her family’s doubts get to her, I debate someone about intrins...
13 Aug 20251h 25min
