“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK”
Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more. This place has a weird vibe. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZAR...
1 Jan 20251h 3min
GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP”
I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense grocery runs, and more. You will be quizzed on al...
29 Dec 20241h 18min
“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE”
A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on an adventure of their own. Can I borrow a pencil...
25 Dec 20241h 15min
“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”
A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work. This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my ...
22 Dec 20241h 18min
GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS
I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake f...
18 Dec 20241h 22min
“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”
A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week. Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final ca...
15 Dec 20241h 3min
GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES”
I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being scammed by a doctor, living alone, Pokemon cards, and other...
11 Dec 20241h 31min
“I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN”
A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike. How many fingers am I holding up? I am a gecko. Tickets fo...
8 Dec 20241h 15min
