“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE”
An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them...
1 Dec 20241h 9min
THE ICE CREAM QUEEN
A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should j...
27 Nov 20241h 8min
FLYING LOTUS TALKS TO PEOPLE AS A GECKO
I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos. We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leagu...
24 Nov 20241h 1min
“I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE”
After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate. Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and a...
20 Nov 202459min
“I GHOSTED MY GF”
A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship. Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller m...
17 Nov 20241h 1min
“I’M LOOKING FOR MEANING”
A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth. Later a caller speaks about how hard times have strengthened their relationship and a ...
13 Nov 202457min
“I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN”
A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it overall (besides getting shredded.) Then a final ca...
10 Nov 202459min
GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?”
Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, a...
6 Nov 20241h 7min
