“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER”
A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon...
13 Dec 20231h 3min
“I PARTY IN THE SEWER”
A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish.Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after...
10 Dec 202353min
THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE
A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI.Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college fresh...
6 Dec 20231h
“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”
A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple t...
3 Dec 20231h 8min
“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”
A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she ...
29 Nov 202359min
TALES FROM THE TRAIL
A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs.Then we hear from a guy in ...
26 Nov 20231h 4min
“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”
A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt.Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a ...
22 Nov 20231h 1min
“SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?”
A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine.Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces ab...
19 Nov 202359min
