THE DOORDASH THIEF
A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealo...
29 Mars 202359min
GECK OF DUTY
A soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during th...
26 Mars 20231h
“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”
A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews...
22 Mars 20231h
“I WAS LOST AT SEA”
A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinde...
19 Mars 202358min
“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”
A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber.Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her ...
15 Mars 202355min
“I GET BIT A LOT”
A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a...
12 Mars 20231h 1min
“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”
A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line w...
8 Mars 202354min
VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS
A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller exp...
5 Mars 20231h 1min
