“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becomin...
24 Dec 20251h 5min
“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Wat...
22 Dec 20251h 30min
“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come t...
17 Dec 20251h 11min
“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themse...
14 Dec 20251h 6min
“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hidin...
10 Dec 20251h 15min
“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed moth...
7 Dec 20251h 20min
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she beca...
3 Dec 20251h 7min
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. ...
30 Nov 20251h 10min
