THE FLEA SONG
A song written for my God-son Todd who aged five wanted a tune about a flea .
6 Jan 20241min
CINDERELLA
Some people seem to have quite an easy time finding their perspective partners whilst others such as myself it's been a perpetual penance ,you have Cinderella's shoe but you can't seem to find a foot ...
5 Jan 20243min
RAZZLE DAZZLE
A song written for Shirley Bassy or the Birley Chassis as she was known when she sang at the Batley variety club when my mother and father went to see her.
5 Jan 20242min
VANITY
A song for a friend who so so vain but then again Is vanity a sin ? or is it just the selfish substance that we need in order to win . --
3 Jan 20242min
CURLY WURLY
A short song I wrote for a friend of mine who's going on a diet of just Curly wurlys for ten days good luck to him
3 Jan 20242min
EULOGY
A eulogy Grandfathers they're like old sentinels that stand guard over us in our early infant years , stolid as grandfather clocks their old heavy hearts pendulum the rhythm of life into our new born...
2 Jan 20242min
GENDER BENDER
Twenty years ago it came as quite a shock when someone we knew became bisexual especially as they'd been such a lady killer and then became such a man eater, still what then seemed such a big squeal ...
2 Jan 20242min
CAT FLAP
A song written for Todd aged 5 and his cat Sean the cat who's got terribly fat due to him being pampered to the point he now thinks he's a human.
1 Jan 20242min
