NIGELLA
A song I wrote this morning for Diane who ran a greasy box cafe in the favela , If cook's could kill then this greasy girl was definitely licensed to grill !! she's always standing by ever ready to ki...
1 Jan 20243min
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
A Christmas Carol I wrote for Jeanine who always ends up with me or some other dreadful cousin come uncle for Christmas dinner that usually degrade and debouche ourselves in some dreadful manner due t...
31 Dec 20232min
BUILDER MAN
a song I wrote whilst watching builders at work they seem to reduce your world to a rubble trouble you go from living in a home to caravan their two day builds turns into a two year course the city an...
31 Dec 20233min
JEZABEL
If you ever fall under the spell of a Jezabel then you will be lucky if you leave with your life every thing else will be ransacked and broken into pieces by these A morel Doomsday machines who don't ...
30 Dec 20233min
MALTESER
a short song I wrote a couple of days ago whilst on a train back from London for a friend who's on a malteser diet.
29 Dec 20231min
LILY'S BIRTHDAY SONG
A little ditty I wrote for lillian's birthday who was born on the first of may now aged nine .
28 Dec 20232min
THE TWIGLETS
a song I wrote for a friend of mine who seems obsessed with living on a diet of twiglets to lose weight
28 Dec 20232min
THE RED WIDOW
A little ditty for the virgin, queen, Elizabeth I who was nicknamed the blood queen due to her executing Lady Jane Grey and Mary Queen of Scots amongst many others. This Red Virgin Regina possibly sca...
27 Dec 20231min
