Today I Learned (Nothing)

Jason went on a quest to hurt his body as much as possible and files his report on the fallout. Steve has thoughts about key rings and doesn't like anything that Jason has going on with his. It's an e...

26 Apr 201918min

Steve met his guardian angel as he waited for the most fateful burger order of his life. Also, sure, Topher's a thing, but have you ever met a Shua? Finally, Siggdawg and Shindogg prepare to launch th...

19 Apr 201917min

Steve took Jason's love of Carly Rae Jepsen to heart and gave her music a chance. Turns out he liked the heavy metal covers better, but hey, progress. The guys also realize you don't have to fear a mi...

12 Apr 201917min

Jason fears being 1%-adjacent, but probably is already anyways Money will always divide us, but Jason will gladly accept it just the same Steve's mother-in-law weaponized his son's discomfort at pe...

30 Mars 201915min

Don't let Jason know when you're working on a puzzle, he's a puzzle crasher. Don't visit Steve at work, he's a productivity wrecker of the smelliest kind. And whatever you do, don't cook noodles aroun...

22 Mars 201921min

Do birds have enough moral code to not crap on one another? Can a bird fly such a tight loop that it poops on itself? Science demands answers! Also, Jason defends against feline attacks with an umbrel...

15 Mars 201911min

Jason reports back on the decadent danger of the Steak Rattlesnake Fries (which include neither steaks nor rattlesnakes), Steve draws his life force from the sinewy meats he so craves, and together, t...

8 Mars 201923min

Steve's writing a kid's book, and it has his son questioning the difficulty of drawing various body parts (we're talkin' butts, mostly). Jason broke a sacred covenant with his wife, and there's no put...

1 Mars 201913min