Today I Learned (Nothing)

Jason likes to get naked, so it was a matter of time before one of his children was subjected to incidental nudity. Don't worry, he was shamed accordingly. After talking about how the urologist told h...

21 Dec 201814min

Steve gets locked out of his bathroom, but his stanky BMs get him out of the jam. Meanwhile, Jason would rather Freaky Friday himself than talk about time travel, but it gets weird when specific FF ta...

14 Dec 201815min

Jason's daughter is moving the wrong way in her entertainment choices, leaving him to worry about her mental state. Meanwhile, Steve's daughter is so advanced she's created a fantasy property, one her...

7 Dec 201817min

Jason finally got his windshield replaced, and found the tech who came out to do the work to be ... TOO professional? And Steve has witnessed the dangers of standing on the hood of a car with your pan...

30 Nov 201816min

In his annual ritual to have even one McRib, Jason accidentally stole a couple. Don't worry, we doubt he's wanted by anyone. For anything. Also, Steve thinks denying his son food while at live events ...

16 Nov 201818min

Steve's son wants a family costume and is thwarted only by his sister's non-compliance and his mom's ... jacket. Jason recalls his homemade costumes and the very real struggles that he went through to...

9 Nov 201815min

Steve nearly dies at the hands of a freak-gawking driver, bringing to mind his thoughts of ... himself. Jason fondly remembers his childhood putdowns, and comes up with some inventive new ones.

2 Nov 201812min

This Stevetember, an alarming number of tornadoes and storms are coming, but Weather Safety Jason has your First Alert Action alert! Also, we've forecasted a new phone on the horizon, which has brough...

26 Okt 201821min