
Ep. 31: Carlisle? Esme? Rosalie? Emmett? Jasper? Alice? (Last New Moon Episode!!)
We did it y’all. We finished New Moon, and we finished this season. Is this an end of an era? ~shrug~ Is this the beginning of a new, better era? ~shruggg~ But are we gonna be here for an eternity pl...
20 Sep 20201h 11min

Ep. 30: Aggressive Misunderstandings
THESE ARE THE BEST CHAPTERS IN THE WHOLE BOOK!!!! They are the culmination of hundreds of pages of angst! There's cozy post-trauma lap sitting, lots of barf-worthy gazing, and the most extra misunders...
12 Sep 202050min

Ep. 29: This Castle Needs a Lobby
Welcome back listeners!!! In this episode we dig deep into the endlessly interesting Volterra architecture, SMeyer's weird obsession with skin, and everyone's favorite psychotic evil vampire overlord:...
5 Sep 20201h 4min

Ep. 28: Midnight Sun Collab!!! Feat. Remember Twilight? and Gender Forking
TWILIGHT PHASE GOES COLLABORATIVE! We're as excited as Carlisle teaching a moral lesson to announce that this is our first ever collab episode! In honor of Midnight Sun, we've joined our fellow Twilig...
30 Aug 202058min

Ep. 27: Are the Vampire Babies Coming for Us?
This is it: ITALY. We read and reread and re-reread this chapter. The YEARNING. The CLOCK TOWER. EDWARD. Is Stephenie Meyer...an action writer?? Email to tell us if you'd be a space vampire or an unde...
22 Aug 20201h

Ep. 26: Was Midnight Sun Worth the Wait? (Reaction Ep!)
MIDNIGHT SUN IS HEEEEERRREEEEE!!!! This is our spoiler-filled Midnight Sun reaction episode! 600 PAGES OF EDWARD ANGST, LET'S GO!!!! Next week we'll be back with more New Moon content, and then we'll ...
16 Aug 20201h 1min

BREAKING NEWS: More Twilight??
FAM. MORE BREAKING NEWS. (Who woulda thought we'd have a THIRD breaking news episode of this podcast when we started a year ago?? Def not me.) If you follow us on social, you know we just broke some ...
12 Aug 202019min

EP. 25: Edward's More Dramatic Tendencies
Hey team!!! Here we are, picking up where we left off with last week's episode. This week we ask, could someone PLEASE help Jacob be his best self because he is getting on our last nerve. Why does Bel...
8 Aug 202034min


















