Ep. 133: Activate Eyeball Handsomeness
Bella almost gets hit by van, and life is beautiful. Remember the mystery and majesty and adrenaline rush of having a CRUSH? Two questions: Have we identified Stephenie’s greatest skill? And if you ha...
28 Okt 20231h 2min
Ep. 132: The Dazzling Begins (Twilight Chapter 2)
Hello listeners! In this episode we reread chapter two of Twilight! Bella, Edward, and Charlie both exhibit red flags, we ask ourselves hard questions (are we annoying?), and THE LOVE STORY BEGINS! Do...
27 Okt 20231h 5min
Ep. 131: It's Twilight Season Babyyyy
WE MISSED YOU LISTENERS!!!! We’re back with the first episode of our Twilight reread. Let’s head into the forest together <3
14 Okt 20231h 13min
Ep. 130: Mail Time!!
We're kicking back with YOUR listener emails and wrapping up season five (!!!) Why aren't the Cullens tryna lick dandelions? Whatever happened with Maya's game of Survivor? What're our fave YA love t...
26 Aug 202344min
Ep. 129: The Sun Sets on Breaking Dawn: THE FINAL BREAKING DAWN EPISODE
We can’t believe we made it!! The end of the saga has arrived. We agree the ending of this is actually pretty cute, and we get a lil sappy reflecting on what this journey has meant to us. Thanks for b...
19 Aug 20231h 17min
Ep. 128: We’ve Got Alice!
This is the climax of the book (the series??), if you can believe it (we can't). Bella's shield works perfectly therefore nothing happens, and Alice arrives triumphantly with a plot point whose monolo...
12 Aug 202354min
Ep. 127: Stephenie’s Proof of Romantic Intent
A lot doesn’t happen in this chapter of Breaking Dawn (this book is almost over??) but we do get the worst sentence in the whole series, probably. Tune in to hear what made us collectively gag! Writ...
15 Juli 20231h 2min
Ep. 126: Angry Woman Power
Welcome back listeners!! It's time to talk about how Aro is highkey a great villain, the vibes of the chapter are immaculate, and also how somehow SMeyer pulled off six and a half pages of walking. No...
24 Juni 202358min
