
Graham and Maria DIVIDED over Lawn Mowing Drama
Expect dilemmas about aggressive lawn mowing and annoying fertility questions this week. Graham absolutely cracks himself up uncontrollably (again). Plus he and Maria reflect on the "joyful boredom" o...
27 Juli 38min

Graham & Maria VEXED Over Married Teacher SCANDAL
YIKES. Two teachers are copping off - and one of them is married! Also this week: Graham and Maria are excited for their Edinburgh live show and there's a dilemma about phone addiction. Plus: have you...
20 Juli 36min

Graham on Fame, Autographs and Photos 📸
Graham reflects on his experiences of fame, and how he reacts to people asking him for photos and autographs. Plus! Dilemmas ahoy: - What to do about an oppressive Mother-in-law...- When is 'too soon...
13 Juli 37min

Why This Was Graham's Easiest Madonna Interview Yet...
✨Graham spills all about his Madonna interview: does the Queen of Pop count him as a friend now?✨ Plus Graham and Maria tackle listener dilemmas:- Is it normal to fancy your therapist?- How on Earth ...
6 Juli 40min

Can You 'Return' a Badly-Behaved Dog?
If your dog is badly behaved, is it OK to return it to the breeder? How do you recover from a humiliating work faux-pas? And where is the best place to bury a body? Asking for a friend... 👀 Graham a...
29 Juni 35min

"Look Out Gabby Logan!" - Graham's Football 'Punditry' ⚽️
Graham and Maria attempt some football punditry with mixed results. Plus:- "My partner earns more than I do..."- "I don't want to read my friend's crap book..."- "Can I check my lamb chop into the clo...
22 Juni 40min

Photoshopping Gran's Funeral Pics to Make her "Bustier"
This week: Graham's phone accidentally exposes one of his worst habits, Maria tackles a family trapped in ten years of relationship drama, and one listener admits to secretly Photoshopping their gran ...
15 Juni 37min

A Cliché With a Company Laptop
Maria shares far more information than anyone needed about her dog's recovery, while Graham offers advice to a lovestruck manager whose fantasy relationship could blow up his life. Plus: condiment-fue...
8 Juni 38min




















