We Hate Movies

“We need to institute the Purge so Tom Six can finally release The Onania Club!” - Steve  On this week’s show, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with an episode on the half-baked horror sensation that started it all, The Purge! Why couldn’t they figure out some way to get the movie out of this house for a few scenes? Does this film universe presuppose that all of us have hidden serial killer desires? Why couldn’t we see some white collar Purge-related crimes? And how are so many people getting lost in this stupid house? PLUS: During the Purge, be on the lookout for Houdini: the Beastiality Fiend! The Purge stars Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder, Adelaide Kane, Rhys Wakefield, Tony Oller, Chris Mulkey, Arija Bareikis, and Edwin Hodge as Bloody Stranger; directed by James DeMonaco. Be sure to get your tickets for this Thursday’s LIVE worldwide digital experience where we’ll be talking about Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! Can’t make the broadcast? No problemo! The replay is available for a full seven days after Thursday’s show!  Today’s episode is brought to you by Nutrisense! To start decoding your body's messages and pave the way for a healthier life, visit  NUTRISENSE DOT COM SLASH WHM and get $30 off your first month and one month of board certified nutritionist support as well. When they ask how you learned about Nutrisense make sure to tell them it was the We Hate Movies podcast! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!

24 Okt 20231h 45min

On this week's On-Screen Live, the guys are swiftly going over the weekend box office, reviewing some physical media like the Janus Contemporaries disc of EO & the Lionsgate 4K of The Wicker Man, weighing in on Sam Wrench's Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour & Michael Mann's masterful Ferrari, and more! PLUS: The return of our Secret Movie™️ segment! Get your tickets for our spooktacular Worldwide Digital Experience on 10/26 where we’re talking Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month—with the all-new AD-FREE We Hate Movies starting at the $8 level! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and 'Jack Kirby' designs!

18 Okt 20231h 11min

“[Pumpkinhead is] not a major player when you’re dealing out October recommendations…I would argue, maybe it should be?” - Andrew  On this week’s episode, the Halloween Spooktacular continues as the guys talk about the totally kick-ass Lance Henriksen horror vehicle, Pumpkinhead! How great is this big, Stan Winston Workshop-created monster suit? How bad does this witch’s house smell? And is there a functioning toilet anywhere in this town? PLUS: Steve dramatically reads the poem that inspired the film!  Pumpkinhead stars Lance Henriksen, Jeff East, John D’Aquino, Kimberly Ross, Joel Hoffman, Cynthia Bain, Kerry Remsen, Florence Schauffler, Brian Bremer, Dick Warlock, and George ‘Buck’ Flower as Mr. Wallace; directed by Stan Winston. Today’s episode is sponsored in part by James Allen Dot Com. Get 25% off your order when you go to jamesallen.com and use code WHM at checkout! Snag your tix now for our 10/26 worldwide digital experience where we’ll be talking FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!

17 Okt 20232h 4min

On this week's broadcast, the guys are going over the weekend box office, checking out the trailer for John Woo's Silent Night, chatting about The Exorcist: Believer, Pet Sematary: Bloodlines, and more films from our continuing coverage of the 61st New York Film Festival, including Harmony Korine's AGGRO DR1FT, Bradley Cooper's Maestro, Sofia Coppola's Priscilla, and more! Get your tickets for our Spooktacular Worldwide Digital Experience on 10/26 where we’re talking Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month—with the all-new AD-FREE We Hate Movies starting at the $8 level! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and 'Jack Kirby' designs!

14 Okt 20231h 11min

On this month’s SPOOKTACULAR We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the stone-cold, terrifying classic, William Friedkin’s The Exorcist! How amazingly eerie is the vibe throughout this entire film? Should Georgetown put a guardrail at the top of those stairs? And what are the odds Friedkin cast an eventual murderer as that—whoa there! Be gone, demon! The power of Christ compels you to subscribe to our Patreon to hear the rest of this episode! Join today and unlock not only this show, but countless hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, like Once In A Lifetime, Star Wars: A Gleep Glossary, our Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place recap show, MELR0210, syncable commentaries & more!

12 Okt 20237min

“And [Daniel Stern] plays Max Grabelski, which is finally some decent Polish representation!” - Eric This week on the show, the gang celebrates 700 EPISODES by chatting about the outrageous not-for-kids kids’ comedy, Bushwhacked! Who among us didn’t have Daniel Stern Fever in the early 90s? Would this movie have been any better as a Marv spin-off adventure? And why did the Lord have to take Jon Polito from us so early? PLUS: A very sincere THANK YOU to our listeners, whether you just found us today, you’ve been listening since 2010, or somewhere in the middle, we love and appreciate you all! We wouldn’t be able to do this without you! Bushwhacked stars Daniel Stern, Jon Polito, Brad Sullivan, Ann Dowd, Tom Wood, Blake Bashoff, Corey Carrier, Michael Galeota, Max Goldblatt, Ari Greenberg, Janna Michaels, and Anthony Heald as Reinhart Bragdon; directed by Greg Beeman. Snag your tix now for our 10/26 worldwide digital experience where we’ll be talking FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!

10 Okt 20231h 46min

On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're analyzing the weekend box office numbers, chatting about Saw X, and continuing our coverage of the 61st New York Film Festival with convos on Todd Haynes's May December, Yorgos Lanthimos's Poor Things, Raven Jackson's All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt, Richard Linklater's Hit Man, and more! Get your tickets for our Spooktacular Worldwide Digital Experience on 10/26 where we’re talking Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month—with the all-new AD-FREE We Hate Movies starting at the $8 level!  Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and 'Jack Kirby' designs!

4 Okt 20231h 14min

“If it’s Exorcist: The Beginning… let’s get some background on Pazuzu! What’s he up to? What was his deal?” - Steve  On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with a convo about the stunningly terrible prequel Exorcist: The Beginning! How bad are all these CGI landscapes? Why did they think an Exorcist film needed so many extreme gore-hound moments? Was that side-boob necessary? And really, Morgan Creek should have let Schrader finish his film with an appropriate budget and called it a day! PLUS: Your ears are not ready for the “Tubular Bells” knock-off at the end…  Exorcist: The Beginning stars Stellan Skarsgård, Izabella Scorpio, James D’Arcy, Remy Sweeney, Julian Wadham, Andrew French, Ralph Brown, Ben Cross, Alan Ford, Eddie Osei, and David Bradley as Father Gionetti; directed by Renny Harlin. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs! Today’s episode is brought to you in part by Nutrisense! To start decoding your body's messages and pave the way for a healthier life, visit  NUTRISENSE DOT COM SLASH WHM and get $30 off your first month and one month of board certified nutritionist support as well. When they ask how you learned about Nutrisense make sure to tell them it was the We Hate Movies podcast!

3 Okt 20231h 51min