Social Suicide

You've listened to a lot of episodes of Social Suicide, so you *know* that we are both the hater and the victim. We're not here to explain the science, just live our truths, OKAY?! This week we say hello to summer!! And to keep on theme, Social Suicide is going on summer break! We are going to take the next 2.5 months off from the pod while we vacation in Italy, get gorgeously tan, and someonnnne's getting a boob job. (we are actually just slaves to the capitalist regime and need to sacrifice ourselves to the altar of the 70 hour work week. Yay!) Keep in touch with us during our break via our social media! @socials.podcast We'll be posting short clips when we feel like yapping about something new we hate, doing new sketches and updating our fans on our imminent return! Say hi!

13 Maj 202445min

Have you ever asked yourself "when are Monica and Molly finally gonna talk about Jane Goodall?" or "I wonder what their fictional gun sounds like?" Or even, maybe "how many goddamn things can they talk about in 45 minutes?!" Well, you're in luck. All questions asked are answered today!!! Someone should really study us for the effects of yapping on a severely declining brain. Thanks for listening don't forget to venmo us!

29 Apr 202447min

Have you every been dumb? Here's a whole episode where we relate with you :) OKAY! We KNOW you can't teach that mermaids are real in school, but like.... aquatic ape theory.... that shit is CONVINCING. Are the scientist on this??? Also, Jeremy Wade can get it and Jojo Siwa is on the stomp list..... you know why THANK YOU TO OUR FANS! We love you. And because of that, you will now be known as the Fin Force! We are water girlies!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

15 Apr 202438min

Howdy folks! Monica and Molly are of course talking Quiet On Set, cause how can they not? They also discuss our funniest president George W. Bush, who their "hear me out" is, and Molly has to shout out the incredible Katrina Urton because she is an esthetician goddess! (we are a beauty podcast sometimes now, get over it).

1 Apr 202445min

HAPPY (day after) SAINT PADDY'S DAY TO YOU ALL! We hope you wore green, and if not, 4 weeks bad luck. Sorry we don't make the rules. This week Monica and Molly are chattin' about their heritage! Was Monica related to royalty? Should Molly's family be compensated for having to work for the Kennedys? Will sleepy Joe ever win the hearts of the republicans?! These are the questions we are hard-pressed to answer! (we need medical help). Follow us on social media @socials.podcast and get visual aids to the podcast on our Youtube! Give us a lil heart maybe a subscribe and hopefully one day we will make five whole dollars! Kiss kiss!

18 Mars 202449min

Well, class, today is the day Social Suicide finally becomes a film podcast cause we are talking OSCARS 2024! And like always, we have complaints! Hear us shit on Quintin Tarantino, compare the girlhood explored in Barbie vs Poor Things, and how Monica got in trouble for being obsessed with Twilight. It's a wild ride! Oh, also, we talk first kisses. This episode is brought to you by CALIFORNIA CHICKEN CAFE! We're addicted and that's all there is to it. Social Suicide is on Tiktok and Insta! Give us a follow @socials.podcastTell what you like/hate about the pod and ya know, like and subscribe, etc etc. Kisses!

4 Mars 202458min

In today's episode we talk about DRUGS!!! and being sad. And how awful DJs are. Is there a correlation? You tell us. Social Suicide Podcast is active on Tiktok! Give us a follow @socials.podcast and if you're Into it, give us a little like and subscribe on Youtube. We <3 y'all

19 Feb 20241h 2min

We warned y'all!!! Today we are not beating the queer baiting allegations - We want to have a loving relationship with Renee Rapp and I think you guys should respect that! We also discuss phone addictions, the future of social media (we didn't solve it) and, of course, we destroy Ethan Slater for existing. Enjoy!! Follow us on socials @SocialSPodcast on Tiktok and Instagram!

5 Feb 20241h 4min