Episode 13: We Don’t Know Sh** About F**k
Chris and Almie talk about the Sun entering Gemini, Venus going Retrograde, and the upcoming New Moon. Also Almie does an impression of Ruth from “Ozark” and dishes out trivia about Alex P. Keaton fro...
16 Maj 202024min
Episode 12: Saturn Goes Retrograde...On Mother’s Day :/
Chris and Almie talk about Saturn going Retrograde, Mercury entering Gemini, and Mars entering Pisces. Almie does a Lisa Simpson impression and talks about the reopening of Shanghai Disneyland.
9 Maj 202025min
Episode 11: Earthy AF
Almie does impressions of Carole Baskin and Lois Griffin, Chris talks about the abundance of planets in Earth signs as well as the upcoming Scorpio full moon, and Almie talks about spiders and Ellen.
2 Maj 202023min
Episode 10: Mercury Enters Taurus!
Chris and Almie talk about Pluto in Retrograde some more, Chris gets emotional talking about Aries, and Almie gets *two* questions in our Ask A Scorpio segment.
25 Apr 202018min
Episode 9: Pluto Goes Retrograde!
Chris and Almie discuss Pluto going retrograde, the Sun going into Taurus, and Disneyland. Also, Gavin Newsom is a Libra.
18 Apr 202020min
Episode 8: Mercury Finally Enters Aries!
April 10 - April 17 forecast. Chris and Almie encourage everyone to enjoy the Sagittarius Moon this weekend, Chris cautions about the Capricorn Moon on Monday and Tuesday, and Almie’s got trivia on th...
11 Apr 202024min
Episode 7: Full Moon in Libra
Chris screws up the date of the podcast, Mercury finally leaves Pisces, Mars squares Uranus, and the Scorpio Moon.
5 Apr 20208min
Episode 6: We Throw Mercury in Pisces Under the Bus
Chris and Almie discuss Mars going into Aquarius, Venus going into Gemini, and did you know these celebrities are Aquarians? Also “Ask a Scorpio”: what’s your favorite movie of the ’90s?
29 Mars 202015min
