This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
I am the ring that no laurels adorn, A puckered little star at the edge of the form. No medals are pinned to my tireless skin, Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within. Through tempests of sp...
24 Feb 57min
A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible hands while heinous blonde flamingos are carried ...
17 Feb 48min
The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
Wake up and put on your nicest wiglet, Deborah! The sun is shining and it's time to head on down to The Bald & The Breakfast, Weho's newest morning hotspot where Trixie and Katya are slinging eggs, fl...
10 Feb 46min
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
Dear Dr. Whiffenschtuppel, I write to you this day to express my deepest gratitude for changing my life. Long ago, I remember staring at my banana on the kitchen counter, bruised and drooping with des...
3 Feb 46min
From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya
This week's episode is presented by Hollywood's premier foot feminization service, "From Hooves to Haute." With our patented treatment derived from centuries of Icelandic foot worship, our clinicians ...
27 Jan 51min
250 Episodes of Dolls Being Dolls with Trixie and Katya
Our beloved listeners and wayward souls, we write to you from the glittery halls of memory, where two hundred and fifty episodes now flutter like sequined gowns on a brightly-lit stage of times past. ...
20 Jan 45min
The Silence of the Hooves with Trixie and Katya
Dearest Katya. It is I, Silas P. Hoofman, the ghost of the antelope who currently hangs in a perpetual state of taxidermy above your bed. From my velveted perch upon this ignoble wall, I address you w...
13 Jan 52min
The Twelfth Day After Christmas with Trixie and Katya
’Twas 12 days after Christmas, when we gathered in the valley, To record a podcast and reflect on our holiday glee. We had dashed through L.A., to a glittering A-List soirée, To eat pizza and sliders ...
6 Jan 48min
