Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Jessica McKenna (Off Book podcast) has had a boyfriend in every stage of her life. She details the drama behind her middle school romance, to meeting boys in high school mock trial, and charming her current man with her Disneyland bathroom knowledge. Nicole shares a moment she had with a homeless man, and shares her story of sexual assault in public.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

19 Juli 20191h 4min

"I thought I was going to die. I was actually laughing at the idea of living."Johnny Pemberton (22 Jump Street, Superstore) discusses taking LSD at Disneyland, and accidentally overdosing while trying to microdose. Meanwhile, Nicole's candy-flipping and wants to start microdosing shrooms.Plus, Nicole goes over some of her latest awkward dating app conversations, and Johnny suggests some new wild dating tips for Nicole to try out.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12 Juli 201954min

"I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos"Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, White Women) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos to masturbate to, and calls out a woman for peeing on her toilet seat.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

5 Juli 201959min

Alice Wetterlund (Girl Code, Treks and the City podcast) joins Nicole to discuss their Girl Code tour horror stories, talk about men who claim to have dated celebrities (we're talking about YOU, Moby) and Alice's newfound interest in butt stuff. Plus, Nicole shares details on her new book deal!You can email Nicole at baconcansave@gmail.com. Nicole might respond if she's drunk.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

28 Juni 20191h

Freshly drunk from a power-hour, Gabrus (High & Mighty), Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join Nicole to discuss how they would want to die, their favorite sex positions, and if they like ass play. They also answer audience questions about post-sex snacks, favorite porn genres, and their craziest sex stories. Plus, Nicole helps officiate a live marriage proposal.Listen to the High & Mighty Power-Hour they recorded here: https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty/212-chicago-power-hour-with-nick-wiger-mike-mitchell-and-nicole-byerThis was recorded at Thalia Hall for HeadGum Live in Chicago.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

21 Juni 20191h 25min

D.J. 'Shangela' Pierce (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) discusses his struggles with dating, getting picked up by fans, and describes his perfect partner. Plus, Shangela shares how drag queen share secrets on the set of Drag Race, and who he's rooting to be cast on the next season.Be sure to check out Shangela's podcast, Shangela.For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8EpuYou can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

14 Juni 201959min

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... But not this."Greta Titelman (The Worst podcast) breaks the double-standard behind having sex on a first date, talks about their first masturbation stories, and what it's like to date and sleep with DJs. Nicole enlists Twitter to help her find a man she met in a shoe.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

7 Juni 201959min

Blair Socci (stand-up, The Blair & Greta Show) discusses what it's like to date an "influencer", how to have an amicable break up with your ex, and the pro/cons of dating comedians. Plus, Nicole reads your listener submitted stories about the one that got away!This bonus episode is brought to you by Netflix's Always Be My Maybe! Watch it on Netflix now and in select theaters.Chicago! Come see Why Won't You Date Me at HeadGum Live June 15th. Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/headgum-live-why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer-thalia-hall-tickets-59977721981You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4 Juni 20191h 1min