
đ°âAIâs 5-Layer Cakeâ â Nvidiaâs epic explainer. LEGOâs verbâing. Nioâs battery-swap cars. +End of Athleisure
Lego had its best year ever, launching 2 new sets every day⊠Thanks to a lesson from sports.Nvidiaâs Jensen Huang wrote his first blog post in 6 years⊠to explain AI is like a 5-layer cake.Chinaâs Nio...
11 Maalis 22min

đ âPost-Swift Eraâ â Ticketmasterâs Google moment. Calvin Kleinâs JFK Jr miss. Trumpâs Iran TACO? +Beyond Meatâs rename
Stagflation had entered the chat⊠But the President reversed everything with a tweet.Calvin Kleinâs is viral thanks to FXâs âLove Storyâ about JFK Jr and CBK⊠but Calvin wasnât ready.Live Nation doesn...
10 Maalis 22min

đ” â$400M Latteâ â Blue Bottleâs acquisition. Oilâs everything tax. Startup-maxxing surge. +Solo Dining Surge
Founder-Maxxing is the new trend⊠America is losing jobs, but gaining entrepreneurs.Blue Bottle Coffee was just acquired by Chinaâs Luckin for $400M⊠Itâs a 9-digit latte.Oil surged 14% in the biggest...
9 Maalis 22min

đ âKars 4 Kimsâ â Formula 1âs girlfriend bet. Robinhoodâs platinum card. Iranâs Insider Predicting. +Burger King bites back
Formula 1 racing starts tomorrow and it comes down to 3 biz keys⊠Cadillac, Apple, and Kim Kardashian.Robinhoodâs $695 Platinum Card is made of *real* platinum⊠but can it out-Amex your assets?16 peop...
6 Maalis 22min

đ» âMacValue Mealâ â Appleâs $599 laptop. Soulja Boyâs AI phone. Iranâs bull case. +Taser Alarm Clock
Apple launched its cheapest laptop ever⊠we think repeats a mistake Tesla made.Soulja Boy is the 1st rapper to clone his voice with AI⊠to sell B2B software.Stocks are actually up since the War with I...
5 Maalis 23min

đ€ âHigh School Millionaireâ â Cal AIâs crazy acquisition. Iranâs drone game. McDonaldâs cringe-burger. +New Song car-crash
McDâs CEO went viral for awkwardly eating its new burger⊠but it smells like a 90s marketing McTastrophe.Iranâs $20k drones cost us $4M to shoot down⊠Itâs financial asymmetry, affecting stocks.Cal AI...
4 Maalis 22min

đĄïž âWar-foliosâ â Iran market reaction. Dutch Brosâ energy. Anthropicâs moral marketing. + Fitbit for farting
Oilâs up, airlines are down, and so is Chipotle⊠We look at how War in Iran hits everything markets.Dutch Bros is now the #3 coffee chain⊠but itâs actually an energy drink chain in disguise.Anthropic...
3 Maalis 23min

đ âCorporate Botoxâ â Blockâs 40% layoff. Netflixâs wedding crashed. Coach Handbagsâ anthropologist. +Burger Kingâs AI
Jack Dorsey is replacing 40% of Blockâs employees with AI⊠and the Wall Street reward was huge. Coach is selling 3 million Gen Z women its $350 handbag⊠thanks to an anthropologist.Wedding Crashers ex...
2 Maalis 23min






















