Geriatric Mamas9 Tammi 2025

How To Avoid A Midlife Crisis With 'The Queens Of Witches'!

In this episode we talk about our experiences at a magical emporium in Portsmouth, NH, insights from our palm readings with Jezmina Von Thiele, the hilarious moments from our New Year’s nail salon visit, ghost stories from Jessica's childhood home, and we take a very deep dive into the topic of midlife crises. We discuss the signs of a midlife crisis and how to navigate this sometimes challenging period in life. We explore the complexities of navigating life expectations, particularly during midlife, discuss common feelings of restlessness and self-doubt. Then we share 10 practical strategies to avoid and/or cope with a midlife crisis, including the significance of the human purpose, embracing change, how to easily practice gratitude, re-parenting and so much more, enjoy!

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Topics Discussed On This Episode:

2:33 The Podcast’s ‘Official’ New Name
3:01 Deadwick’s Etheral Emporium With Juniper & Jezmina
9:27 Special Moments At The Nail Salon
12:50 @TwoLittlesToLove AirBnb Giveaway
13:32 Haunting Of Jessica’s Parent’s House
20:24 Intro To Having A Midlife Glow Up Instead Of Crisis
20:59 What Is A Midlife Crisis
21:57 The Signs Of A Midlife Crisis
24:07 10 Practical Ways To Have Yourself A Midlife Glow Up And Avoid The Crisis
41:32 But Seriously, Jessica’s Friendly Ghost Has A Toxic Girlfriend
43:45 These Bloopers Are Good

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