CBT Therapy: ISO 2451:2017 – Cocoa Bean Specification (ASMR Sleep Aid)

CBT Therapy: ISO 2451:2017 – Cocoa Bean Specification (ASMR Sleep Aid)

Sleep well to a deep, soothing voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This boring voice ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.

It's almost Valentine's Day. In an era of manufactured sentiment and seasonal high-arousal marketing, we provide an anchor. This session trades the ephemeral frenzy of Valentine's Day for the immutable logic of ISO 2451:2017, the global specification for cocoa bean grading. With a precise, professional reading of industrial moisture content, defect classification, and sampling protocols, we facilitate a cognitive shunt for the busy brain.

Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter.

This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.

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Episoder(32)

Sleep Well: History of The Paperclip (Deep Sleep Therapy)

Sleep Well: History of The Paperclip (Deep Sleep Therapy)

Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and deep sleep therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, ...

5 Jul 46min

Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid)

Sleep ASMR: 1927 RAL Color Registry (Deep Voice Sleep Aid)

Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Step outside the...

28 Jun 50min

Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy)

Sleeping Aid: ISO 4000-1: Passenger Car Tires (CBT Therapy)

Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Today we honor a...

21 Jun 51min

Alternative Relaxation: ISCO-08 Clerical Worker Codes (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep)

Alternative Relaxation: ISCO-08 Clerical Worker Codes (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep)

Sleep well to a deep, soothing voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This boring voice ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. T...

14 Jun 1h 11min

Sleep Aid: WCO Harmonized System Chapter 39 - Plastics (CBT Therapy Alternative)

Sleep Aid: WCO Harmonized System Chapter 39 - Plastics (CBT Therapy Alternative)

Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a CBT Therapy Alternative. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, we step away from the noise o...

7 Jun 45min

CBT Therapy Alternative: ISO 216 Paper Geometry (ASMR sleep aid)

CBT Therapy Alternative: ISO 216 Paper Geometry (ASMR sleep aid)

Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT Therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, we susp...

31 Mai 52min

ASMR Sleep: The ISBN-13 Book Classification Standard (Insomnia Sleep Aid)

ASMR Sleep: The ISBN-13 Book Classification Standard (Insomnia Sleep Aid)

Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, join us...

24 Mai 49min

Insomnia Sleep Aid: Maritime Navigational Aids & Markers (Cognitive Shuffle)

Insomnia Sleep Aid: Maritime Navigational Aids & Markers (Cognitive Shuffle)

Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, we audi...

17 Mai 45min

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