Embarrassing moments, childhood lies and pure chaos.

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and this one is giving chaos, confusion and absolutely zero structure… just how we like it.

The Catch-Up ☕️

🥐 We kicked things off with a gorgeous Sunday brunch at a friend’s house - wholesome, civilised… a false sense of calm before the chaos.

✈️ Fern has been deep in holiday prep mode, packing, booking and getting everything sorted for her trip (organised queen behaviour).

💃 Charlotte pulled a disco shift at her old workplace, essentially getting paid to be social -the dream, really. One of the chefs has also asked Charlotte to pass on a message to Fern that he’s “free on Tuesdays”… we’ll leave that there 😉

She also took herself off to Blackpool Ballroom for a dance, because of course she did.

👟 Larissa bought Phoebe some new shoes and has otherwise been… plodding. Nothing major to report aside from suffering after a very spicy Korean meal. We’ve all been there.

This Week’s Episode: Pure Chaos Energy

No deep dives. No emotional breakthroughs. Just a random, silly billy, unhinged episode.

🚨 Larissa shares the story of running out of an alterations shop and calling the police - as you do.

🧥 “Green jumper!” - yes, the jumper that simply will not die makes another appearance.

😂 We ask the important questions:

• Does everyone have weird nicknames for their friends?
• And… ham bag, anyone?

🌳 We explore childhood logic, including:

💰 Money trees in the garden and leprechauns casually delivering cash

🚫 Being told not to press pedestrian crossing buttons or eat mushroom skin (??)

🌉 Charlotte casually shut Barton Bridge - no further questions.

🚽 And because we can’t help ourselves:

🚆 Pooing on a train in Vietnam

🚻 Weeing on trains

⛷️ Outdoor wees while skiing (a skill, apparently)

🐐 And finally…

How many goats is too many goats?

We still don’t have an answer.

Absolutely chaotic, slightly feral, and guaranteed to make you question everything.

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