Footballland12 Okt 2021

S02 E04 | The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour, Minamino's Mini Motos, Payet's Bottle Shy

In yet another top, top, top, top, top, top, top episode of Footballland we're excited to bring your THREE new rides. If you like what we do join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland or you can support our show athttps://supporter.acast.com/footballland

The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour

To me! To You! The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour is Footballland's newest manner of transportation, featuring the comedy slapstick duo Yaya and Kolo Toure as Paul and Barry Chuckle.

Minamino's Mini Motors

Liverpool midfielder Takumi Minamino runs a go-kart track with cars made of skin tight lycra. You sort of climb into the car costume head first and speed around the track like a wriggling Thomas The Tank Engine! Why's Minamino involved? Absolutely no idea.

Dimitri Payet's Bottle Shy

Remember that unsavoury 'crowd incident' against Nice, where Payet chucked a few bottles at some fans and they rioted? What an overreaction! We're building a whole facility at Footballland to remember the moment, encouraging you to chuck objects at 10,000 trainee police officers in the Squeaky Bum Time Arena!

And don't forget to send us your ride ideas. We feature every single one.

Footballland Explained:

Having accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison and Ryan Baxter are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football themed theme park rides in the history of football themed theme parks.

Anthony Richardson - CEO of Footballland

Mark Davison - Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter - Intern

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