520-Melissa Villaseñor-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's Shane Lee's world and we're all just hanging out around him.  If angels do exist there's no question that Mr. Lee is one of them. With a voice so pitch perfect you'll find yourself questioning what is art, what is soul, what is beauty? The answer: it's Shane Lee.  In this episode we dive deep in to Lee's world and range of other-worldly talent. We also reveal some very sad, yet unavoidable news to the world of adult entertainment. Get your kleenex ready - you'll be wiping up more than usual.  Plus Ghost Kru and Obe1 are back with tracks that honor, who else, Shane Lee.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Apr 20151h 48min

Need a recommendation on where to eat, what to see? It's a good thing The Concierge is in the building. Never any half-stepping when the Full Charge is here.  This is one of the most action packed episodes in history. We actually feel a little guilty - about how funny and amazing this episode is. If you don't enjoy this then you have a serious head injury that is accompanied by very loose and low jeans.  Respect your mother OR get knocked out in the store she works in. Plus will wipegate ever get settled? We have Supreme Court Justice Top Dog laying down a clear RULING. How will America respond?!? Want a workout video to gain muscles, but isn't gay? We might have found your guy. Black Talk that stumps our ears is in full effect and a would you rather that might make you Vegan (Vagina).  Pull em up, yo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Apr 20152h

It's time to try on an old pair.  Classic Jeans 45 covers some of your favorite moments. Like the morning show where they ask Tommy if he's "their mommy" and Tina's vomit phobia.  Jeans up forever.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Apr 20151h 53min

Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.  Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA. Wipe like a person first? Are you human? Maybe you're TEAMTOMMY. The listeners, other comics, hell, even Web doctors weigh in on this one. Plus a song that will blow you away dedicated to your mothers! We talk Tommy's taste in (some) white music and a call from OMG Maria that will leave you, well, unsettled? She's bananas.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Mar 20151h 48min

So many treats in this one.  Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo).    Get at me.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Mar 20151h 49min

When you're sitting in a meeting it's nice when someone brings you a coffee or farts loudly in to a microphone. It's funny. It just is.  What's not funny? Stepping in dog doo-doo at 4:30 in the AM, tracking it into bed and then realizing your sleeping in poo. It's awful.  We got that new fire for you (hip kid slang) and we break down the "secret enemy." Is there one in your life? Grandma has pipes and sings about that Coco and a black dude yells a LOT at a white dude to wipe that s**t down (his car).  Plus Tina's voicemails are getting crazier and we think we have a plausible theory about them. We also play a classic bit from an oldie but goodie.  Can you believe Tina takes Brown in to the shower?!?!?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Mar 20151h 43min

You should make stuff and then, cause you're good at stuff, you can sell that stuff or plant a vegetable tree.  Also, food is good.  Jeans, you need to read. It's helpful for your mind to grow and also to expand your vocabulary so that you don't sound like such a dumbs**t.  We have reviews for the REAL MAN from the Mommies and these joints are on FLEEK! Plus Tina peed a frightening color. Was it murder?! When Tom/Mom posts a fart video do you realize how arrogant you have to be to question its authenticity. We clear the air (well, we cloud it first).  If you think Dad Mouth is bad, wait til you smell what Mom's got cookin in her den. (It's pretty greezy).  And a new phone number is full of mysterious messages. Give em a listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Mar 20151h 53min

Powerful. Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms. We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting, teeth, Tom or Black and what it takes to become A REAL MAN. Joe weighs in on it all, from Biggie vs Beatles to the OG Would You Rather. This is an episode you're going to love and wear around as you collect denim for the long winter.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Feb 20152h 4min