Episode 022 | The Davenport Was Never Real
This week on Good Morning, We’re Dying, Alex hits the road solo(ish) and lands in Bloomington, Indiana — home of IU, eternal road construction, and apparently, cuck chair shortages. While Sam holds do...
9 Jul 20251h
Episode 021 | I Took the Train, I Regret Everything
Sam returns from an eye-opening Illinois trip and a truly cursed Amtrak experience, where a rogue band of CrossFit coaches loudly broadcasted every workplace betrayal, fat-shaming quip, and romantic i...
2 Jul 20251h 2min
Episode 020 | Buttigieg-Santos 2028
This week on Good Morning, We're Dying, Alex is joined by comedian Wes Ward in what can only be described as the most off-road episode yet—fitting for a conversation that begins with an impassioned TE...
11 Jun 20251h 8min
Episode 019 | Fifty Cents a Loaf, Twelve Inches a Log
Get ready for a medically mysterious, emotionally constipated, and cheesily personal episode of Good Morning, We’re Dying! This week, Sam and Alex dive deep into their evolving relationships with heal...
4 Jun 20251h 4min
Episode 018 | The Kids’ Show That Went Hard (Too Hard?)
What if your superpower was an uncontrollable, endlessly elongating penis? No, this isn’t a rejected Marvel plot—it’s the actual premise of John Dillerman, a Danish children’s show that has Sam and Al...
19 Mar 20251h 14min
Episode 017 | Chimps Are Violent, Bonobos Are Horny, and We Are Unwell
Technical difficulties? Of course. Existential dread over malfunctioning cameras? Naturally. Sam and Alex kick off this episode by contemplating whether their recording equipment is a sign from the un...
5 Mar 20251h 14min
Episode 016 | This Might Be the Most Depressing Comedy Podcast Yet
This week, Sam and Alex take a deep dive into the rollercoaster ride of filming a comedy special—because nothing says "we’re living the dream" like overanalyzing crowd reactions and debating the merit...
26 Feb 20251h 9min
Episode 015 | We're Dying, But So Is Comedy (w/ Carl Johnson)
This week, Alex is joined by comedian Carl Johnson, stepping in as guest co-host while Sam is away. Together, they take a hilariously bleak look at the state of stand-up comedy, from the soul-crushing...
12 Feb 20251h 4min
