Your Boyfriend’s Guide To You
Triggered29 Mar 2020

Your Boyfriend’s Guide To You

Whether you’re single or not, this is your manual to how to get him... to get you! Because duh, the world revolves around us. They just need reminding! Also, why can’t we put our best friends in men’s bodies, because that would be the dream relationship?! Meanwhile, in REAL life… please can we put our romantic emotions in a dumpster, because we have the most mental & irrational thoughts about our love lives. All we want is for men to take responsibility for the sh*t they do, then grovel, so why don’t they? Why do we keep expecting them to soothe us, when they aren’t f*cking made that way? Babe, there isn’t this special pool of men that’s ‘different’. So let’s learn how the f*ck they work instead of stewing on sh*t for weeks, then letting it out in a blind rage. No wonder they act surprised! Let us be your love guru this week, babe.

*Pls note the guy China refers to as ‘the guy she’s dating’ is now (metaphorically ofc) dead and buried. R.I.P buddy.

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Episoder(20)

A Morale-Booster (Hell, You Need It!)

A Morale-Booster (Hell, You Need It!)

This week we’re boosting your morale like a b*tch. Skip to 4:30 if you wanna get straight into it. We’re sharing our extremely wet ’n’ juicy tips on how to feel instantly better right about now, becau...

15 Jun 202029min

Do Not Disturb A B*tch, I'm Busy.

Do Not Disturb A B*tch, I'm Busy.

We’re BACK! With new wet ’n’ juicy intel on how to be your most effective #workfromhome self, all considered. You’re doing a great job already babe, after all… you’re still alive & you haven’t died of...

26 Mai 202029min

Irrational tired b*tches, this is for you.

Irrational tired b*tches, this is for you.

Have you been an irrational tired b*tch lately? Us too! Turns out that because there’s no way to blow off steam right now, we all are. NGL, while our top priority is to come out the other side of this...

4 Mai 202050min

Is It Time To Smother My Boyfriend With A Pillow?

Is It Time To Smother My Boyfriend With A Pillow?

Is it likely you’ll eat your partner for lunch soon, you know, as part of a cute panini situation? Are you missing someone like crazy? Are you wanking 10x a day to compensate? Are you feeling alone be...

27 Apr 202057min

Keeping Our Sh*t Together In Front Of Our Friends & Family

Keeping Our Sh*t Together In Front Of Our Friends & Family

Why is it so hard to hold down regular FaceTime with your friends, and why does it feel like they’re drifting away from you? Are your friends going to learn to live without you? Will it EVER be the sa...

19 Apr 202043min

Wanting Less Is the New More, Babe

Wanting Less Is the New More, Babe

This week we’re back on form, chatting sh*t about sh*t about SH*T. We wanted to get to the nibbly root of what happiness ‘is’, and treading the fine line between wanting enough and wanting too much. J...

12 Apr 202040min

Surviving How Boring & Weird Quarantine Is

Surviving How Boring & Weird Quarantine Is

It's like there was before quarantine, and now we're in the thick of 'during quarantine', and it's hard to remember anything else. Let's talk about that, in detail. Because this low mood you’re feelin...

7 Apr 202040min

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