Irrational tired b*tches, this is for you.

Have you been an irrational tired b*tch lately? Us too! Turns out that because there’s no way to blow off steam right now, we all are. NGL, while our top priority is to come out the other side of this looking tanned and cute as part of our ‘back to school’ vibe, this week we’re talking about the side effects of being in isolation, and f*ck, the list isn’t short. As per usual, we’re not here to patronise you about how to cope, we’re here to agree with you about how it actually IS. We want to be busy, but we don’t want to be busy, which is it? Yes we’re getting used to this ’new normal’, but there’s still something about all this that feels soooo creepy & off. Amen, sister.

Topics include:

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For some reason, working from home feels like wading through f*cking glass. But why?
• F*ck that daily walk, f*ck FaceTime. F*ck my vagina, I've officially put it away in a mini hairy coffin and said ‘see you later.’
• Procrastination is at new heights. In fact, if anyone thinks they have a productive team right now, they’re tripping.
• Girl, it’s no wonder that you feel useless in your job right now. It’s hard to create value when your value is being limited?!
• If you’re biting back at small comments, you’re not alone. The sweet personality fuse is short as f*ck.
• In your normal life you have way more social interaction than you think… which is why now, you feel like your insides are inside out.
• Usually? You’re surrounded by people doing the same thing as you at the same time. Now all of that’s been tanked. You don’t have those situational settings to hold onto your routine, so no wonder you feel like you have no control over anything.
• Does anyone else feel cheated by time? Like you’re just existed and this time doesn’t count?