Is It Time To Smother My Boyfriend With A Pillow?

Is it likely you’ll eat your partner for lunch soon, you know, as part of a cute panini situation? Are you missing someone like crazy? Are you wanking 10x a day to compensate? Are you feeling alone because you can’t date right now? Are you with someone who you’re fast realising is a massive douchebag? Don’t sweat it babe, we’re BACK to give you the quarantine advice we wish we’d take ourselves. Except it’s not patronising or sh*t non-realistic advice, it’s just honest & comforting, like a hot cup of cocoa. Baby G hasn’t seen her boyfriend for nearly 6 weeks, so she spills the beans on how to be in a relationship when you’re apart in isolation. Meanwhile, China is currently single but the virtual prowl, so you’ll get all the goodies on how to deal with being alone during this 'stuck at home' hellfest too. We’ve got it all covered babe, so strap the f*ck in & let us be your best friend for an hour…

Also, you guys submitted a bunch of your love & relationship woes in quarantine on our Instagram, so we’re here to answer them. Here’s the lowdown:

From 6 mins - 36 mins we’ll discuss the GOOD and EVIL of being in a relationship during quarantine. Your confessions included:

• Can’t even get a text back yet the boy is at home 24/7, what’s he doing?!
• Long distance is hard when there’s nothing to update each other on.
• Missing them like crazy but arguing everyday because neither of us have anything better to do.
• Surprisingly really getting along considering we’ve never lived together before.
• We are grating on each other and both becoming irritable but there’s nowhere to escape!

From 36 mins to 57 mins, we’re getting into being single and/or heartbroken during quarantine, and how the hell to handle that. Your confessions included:

• Dating apps / DMs have fizzled out or died which makes me feel lonely and like no one wants me.
• Missing d*ck like crazy, not getting it.
• Wanking quite a bit to compensate and feeling lonely.
• Realised I wasn’t as over the breakup as I thought, I was just distracted.
• Feeling hopelessly alone. Recovering from a rejection takes sooo long.

During this week’s episode we also gave you a few key resources to get into after listening. The first one was the ‘We’re Not Really Strangers’ game. It’s a purpose driven card game and movement all about empowering meaningful connections. Three carefully crafted levels of questions and wildcards that allow you to deepen your existing relationships and create new ones: https://www.werenotreallystrangers.com/

The second resource was Amy Garner’s ‘how to heal a broken heart’ guide, including a relationship cord-cutting meditation that we swear by and have done after every single heartbreak to get over it more quickly. She’s the best there is, so follow the guide like it’s gospel: https://helloamygarner.com/heal-a-broken-heart-how-to/