
GW 25: A New Lease on Life
Following a gameweek where the average points was finally over 50, we now turn our attention to Double Gameweek 26, which has just been confirmed with Arsenal’s victory over Chelsea in the EFL Cup sem...
5 Feb 1h 5min

GW 24: Eli Junior Kroupi.Jr
After the sixth successive gameweek with an average score of fewer than 50 points, it’s hard not to feel a little discouraged; but still, we must trudge on with the hope that someday in the near futur...
29 Jan 43min

GW 23: Stop and Smell the Rose(nior)s
In an otherwise not-so-exciting gameweek, Manchester United defeated their Mancunian rivals 2-0, marking a fourth blank in five matches for Haaland, a fifth blank in as many matches for O’Reilly, and ...
20 Jan 52min

GW 20: Reflections and Resolutions
On this fine New Year’s Day, Jacob and Jiayang gather with their friend Nicolas to watch some fine Premier League fixtures—but unfortunately, although the company was very fine indeed, the fixtures we...
1 Jan 43min

GW 18: We Don’t Talk About Bruno (but we do talk about Bruno replacements)
Jacob has concluded his adventures in Oceania and Asia, and both of us are back in New York to hunker down for the Festive Fixtures. (And to closely follow AFCON with a keen eye toward any innovations...
24 Des 202552min

GW 12: Questioning Quality
It’s perhaps fitting that the international break would fill our teams with flags. But even though I would consider myself an amateur vexillologist—at one point, I was able to identify nearly all the ...
18 Nov 20251h 22min

GW 11: The Midfielder Drought
Thanks to Ndiaye and Xhaka respectively, Jacob and Jiayang both enjoyed successful Bench Boosts. Our overall solid gameweeks, however, owed little thanks to our starting midfielders, none of whom got ...
4 Nov 20251h 5min

GW 10: Recalibrating Our Fixture-o-meters
I can’t remember the last time a Manchester United player other than Bruno Fernandes was a viable FPL asset, but Cunha and especially Mbeumo finally appear to be hitting their stride. Could it be time...
28 Okt 20251h 8min




















