
GW 35: Captaincy Roulette
All in all, I think it’s safe to say most FPL managers enjoyed quite a successful Free Hit, predominantly thanks to Wolves and Newcastle assets, as well as a certain Ryan Sessegnon. In unprecedented f...
29 Apr 202534min

GW 34: 16, 13, … 6?
Excerpted from last gameweek’s episode description: “We certainly hope that Double Gameweek 33, possibly the largest double gameweek of the season, ushers in more shout-outs than whisper-ins next week...
24 Apr 202551min

GW 33: SHOUT-OUTS & whisper-ins
KEVIN DE BRUYNE! marco asensio. ANTOINE SEMENYO! chelsea fc. What’s this, you ask? A textual demonstration of our latest innovation, of course: the shout-out and whisper-in mini-segment, which will no...
15 Apr 202551min

GW 32: Nordic Hamstring Curls
Last gameweek’s average score, a measly 34 points, was the lowest one we’ve seen all season. Indeed, every single player more expensive than Jean-Philippe Mateta (£7.7m) blanked, and the savior of the...
11 Apr 202539min

GW 30: When the Fixtures are Fabulous but the Players are Poverty
In the midst of what has undoubtedly been a prolonged lull in the game, Jacob and Jiayang look ahead to the final stretch of the season. Jacob wildcarded last gameweek, unfortunately to little success...
26 Mar 202539min

GW 26: The AssMan is Ass, Man
This may not be the first time you heard this, and it probably won’t be the last: the Assistant Manager chip has to go. Adding a manager adds another dimension to the game, overcomplicating it and dis...
20 Feb 202530min

GW 24: Embracing Uncertainty
Bournemouth have become somewhat of a juggernaut of late, and FPL managers have the tricky task of weighing three fantastic budget midfielders in Semenyo, Kluivert, and Ouattara. Each of them have the...
30 Jan 20251h

GW 23: What Is a Game in Hand, Anyway?
As Liverpool and Everton’s double gameweek gets ever closer, we really drill into the question of who our third Liverpool asset should be—and note the use of the word “asset” instead of “player,” beca...
25 Jan 202541min




















