Dystopian Simulation Radio

What foul beast lurks between the thick brush of the New Jersey Pine Barrens? Why does is have a head like a horse-goat-thing and why did the state name it's hockey team after the JERSEY DEVIL? Join Linz and Chris as they peer deep into history to uncover the story behind the legend of the Jersey Devil, the historical figures involved and the tales of wanton destruction the beast has left in its wake. P.S. Rangers Suck Support the show Support us on Patreon

7 Jul 1h 5min

Northern Milkman John Pollock was a true believer in the concept of reincarnation- so when his two daughters, Joanna and Jacqueline, were tragically taken from him in a car accident in 1957, he took it as a sign. "You're going to give birth to twins," he told his wife Florence, who replied she had no intentions of being pregnant any time soon. Then one night, she came to John with the news- his premonition had come to be, and they were soon the proud parents of twin girls. &...

19 Jun 1h 7min

You know what most churches lack? UFOs, Sequins and a chance to join an exclusive club of 'Space Bros. Call me a convert, because I'm in! Join Linz and Chris as they put of the glasses and see past the blinding sequins and disco lights to find out the truth behind the church of UNARIUS and their charismatic and flamboyant leader, Queen Uriel, deployed to our planet to save us all through the power or love. Support the show Support us on Patreon

1 Jun 1h 8min

A young girl is plagued by a poltergeist. Everyone thinks she is making it up, and also ugly. An actor decides to investigate the case...and the girl's older sister... fires break out, strange things are afoot and there's a poltergeist loose aboot this hoose! Join Linz and Chris as they call out into the darkness and ask to be convinced about this very Candian haunting. So jug that maple syrup, turn off the 3 hockey teams that have made it to the second round of the playoffs and maybe, just m...

10 Mai 59min

You never know what's under you feet, bugs, seeds, near 11 foot giants. Anything's possible! The Cardiff Giant tells the unusual story of a man of science wronged by religion and hatching a plan to seek revenge! This is the true definition of pettiness and one that we love to see. Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth about the Cardiff Giant and ask the question, why did you have to make it's wang so big? This tall tale will take us on a wild ride, featuring the greatest showmen of al...

15 Apr 1h 6min

Mysterious, enigmatic, cute. Tumblr and Etsy love the Fresno Nightcrawlers...but what are they really? Amazingly we have some evidence to investigate in this one, but what will we uncover in this Californian cryptid case? Join Linz and Chris as they squint their eyes at CCTV footage to determine if these really are some creepy creatures or just some aggressive walking pants. The truth is out there (literally). Support the show Support us on Patreon

24 Mar 1h 6min

Aliens! Demons! Earthquakes! Project Blue Beam has it all, you don’t want to miss this Québécois conspiracy theory that puts the 'qui' in conspiracy. Join Linz and Chris as they put their poutine down long enough to don shades and meet government whistleblowers in the lower levels of inner-city car parks to crack wide open the ground on this global conspiracy. We’re putting our top men on the case. TOP MEN. Support the show Support us on Patreon

12 Mar 1h

So you're panning for gold in the Canadian Wilderness when you're set upon by two UFOs and left with burn marks crawling back towards the only highway for miles...we have all been there. But what really happened out by Falcon Lake ay? Were these UFOs just Winnipeg Jets...or did too much Maple Syrup cause Hart burn and hallucinations? Join Linz and Chris as they venture out to Falcon lake to uncover the truth behind a very unlikely man having a close encounter... Support the show Support us on...

21 Feb 1h 14min