Dystopian Simulation Radio

What if one of the most famous musicians of all time, died mere years into his promising career? That's the accusation thrown at one Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles...formerly of this life? This outlandish conspiracy is one that has haunted the singer throughout his tenure in the limelight, and we need to get to the bottom of things! So join Linz and Chris as they sail into the sun in search of an in-paul-ster amongst The Beatles. How is Mi5 involved? Why does Paul McCartney's hair b...

26 Jun 20241h 11min

Ever wanted to loose those extra pounds? Wanted to slim down for summer? Well pack up your slim fast and forget about ever counting another calorie because Linda Laura Hazzard has got her patented weight loss cure ready to go....you just might not survive the 'treatment'.Join Linz and Chris as they explore the worst diet program known to man. So suck in your stomach and set sail for a weight loss retreat with unbelievable results.Support the showSupport us on Patreon

10 Jun 20241h 4min

Hide your porch lights, because it's the man, the moth, the legend....it's mothman! One of the bigger cryptids out there, but what do we really know of it? Where did it come from? What does is want? Why does everyone keep drawing it with buns of steel?Join Linz and Chris as they look to the skies to uncover the truth of a big flappy boi, terrorising...or saving....West Virginia! What will they uncover on this quest? The Mothman is out there...maaaaaybe.Support the showSupport us on Patreon

27 Mai 20241h 4min

Yeeeee-haw, there's a ghost in them there hills I tells ya! Behold the tale of a rootin' tootin' bona fide ghosty boy terrorising the locals, and let us tell you...he's got the hump! Join Linz & Chris and they saddle up and ride out West to investigate a tale that will take them to the other side of the world to get to the bottom of! Support the showSupport us on Patreon

14 Mai 202449min

There is a legend of a cryptid that comes to suck in the night, not the vampire nor the Mothman but...*whispers*...El Chupacabra (Spanish guitar strum). What is this beast, what does it want (spoilers: blood) and where did it come from?Join Linz and Chris as they stalk the legendary creature to uncover exactly what this cryptid is, dive into big budget blue movies and try their best to pronounce the names of ancient Mayan bat gods.Support the showSupport us on Patreon

29 Apr 20241h 14min

What if you just never stopped eating? This is a question that plagued mankind ever since the fringe was invented. For one Frenchman with an iron stomach this was very much a reality. He ate his way across Europe and even became the hungriest spy ever recorded.Join Linz and Chris as they pull up a seat to the table of Tarrare, the very hungry Frenchman, and try to explain just what was going on with a man whom could put any caterpillar to shame...Support the showSupport us on Patreon

8 Apr 20241h

Hey mom, there's something in the back room...I hope it's not Tom De-Looooonge. What is To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science? Why is it fronted by a member of Blink 182? Why does it have a government contract with the military? And how did it end up releasing footage of confirmed UAPs? Join Linz and Chris as they try...very hard...to define what TTSA actually is and how pop punk might save us after all. So pick up your hot pink guitar, spike your hair up to the stars and open your mind...

25 Mar 20241h 21min

Cloven footprints are found in England, weaving their way over long distances, through fields and...up drainpipes? What manner of beast left these prints and why might it be SATAN HIMSELF? Not to be dramatic or anything...Join Linz and Chris as they follow the prints to find out the true cause of this yee old mystery and encounter some Kangaroos along the way...what?Support the showSupport us on Patreon

6 Mar 202448min