Quietly Saying Too Much
Adam is whisper-recording Intrusive Thoughts at 10:42 p.m.—headphones cranked like it’s a private ASMR concert. From a late-night spiral into YouTube beauty-drama lore (Goodbye Sister! No More Lies!) ...
18 Des 20251h 2min
The Ultimate DWTS Champion… Says Me
Adam is officially crowned the ultimate Dancing with the Stars champion (by a caller, but still counts), which sends him into skating lore, Jenna memories, and why “Skating With the Stars” was pure of...
11 Des 202546min
I’m Not Saying Yes… But I’m Not Saying No
Adam gives a quick rundown of his very off-brand Thanksgiving (minimal cooking, maximum mental break), but the highlight is his ongoing standoff with a certain bargain-bin retailer that keeps trying t...
4 Des 202542min
An Afternoon at the Circus
Adam’s back with an epic travel spiral: flying into New York, road-tripping to Lake Placid, panic-buying Blundstone boots at an L.L. Bean, and running into the town’s unofficial mayor at every restaur...
20 Nov 202557min
Adam’s Birthday Episode: Diamonds, Distractions & Diagnoses
It’s late, Adam’s flight is in a few hours, and instead of packing—he’s recording this very special birthday episode. Between using an iron as a desk and sipping cherry limeade “water” strong enough t...
13 Nov 202554min
Please Don’t Ask Me About College, Michelle
Adam’s recording from his soon-to-open medical spa — where polishing one brass handle turned into a two-hour spiritual journey. He looks back on the time Michelle Obama used him as a human shield whil...
6 Nov 20251h 2min
Type A Energy, Type B Execution
Adam’s juggling two big projects this week — painting his soon-to-open medical spa by hand (regrets, obviously) and getting ready for the Team USA Media Summit in New York. Between discovering the tru...
30 Okt 202553min
Paint Fumes, Red Bull, and One Cursed Lollipop — Intrusive Thoughts After Hours
Adam’s painting his new med-spa and losing his mind in the process — gallons of paint, ruined floors, and one too many Home Depot runs. He answers a listener text from a mom whose son just came out, o...
23 Okt 202556min
