Story 124: Could You Survive the Ancient Egyptian Afterlife?
“I’ve mismarketed this episode.” The number one book you should read at least once in your (after)life. Other topics include defining some very important terms of the season, Egyptian funerary text th...
3 Mar 1h 4min
Story 123: Apophis is an Evil Lizard
“DJ made a face…” This episode is not for listeners with ophidiphobia. Other topics include the hosts’ aversion to sandbox games, utter confusion regarding Rick Riordan's ancient Egyptian timeline, DJ...
24 Feb 53min
Story 122: Is Anubis Really a Jackal?
“That Tumblr post was right!” It's time to cover what is arguably the most iconic deity of the Egyptian pantheon: Anubis! Other topics include how the Sadie/Anubis love story would work better if it w...
12 Feb 47min
Story 121: In the Name of the Moon (Khonsu is a Terrible Boss) w/ Standby Line Podcast
“Khonsu sucks. (Affectionate)” Back by popular threat, Tim (he/him) and AJ (he/they) from Standby Podcast return to call down the power of the moon and discuss another pop culture reinterpretation of ...
4 Feb 1h 18min
Story 120: Hathor was a Very Important Goddess
“She has partied too hard.” This week, the hosts learn the best way to worship Sekhmet (21+ only) and that Hathor is so much more than a sleepy cow. Other topics include Desjardins summoning Sekhmet ...
27 Jan 50min
Story 119: Taweret is Adorable and Dangerous
“Give me a chubby hippo with a knife!” We finally watched Moon Knight! Other topics include the difference between household gods and royal gods, a new vocab word (apotropaic), a reminder that Docto...
20 Jan 36min
Story 118: River, Baboon, and Vulture, Too
“Pigeons; the vultures of the bird world.” PODCAST CHALLENGE: Can two siblings discuss three gods (Hapi, Babi, and Nekhbet) in under 30 minutes? Other topics include justice for vultures, Babi not bei...
13 Jan 30min
Story 117: Sobek Says, "It Ain't Easy Being Green"
“Sobek contains multitudes.” We didn't watch Moon Knight, so we're kicking off 2026 with the crocodile god, Sobek! Other topics include narrative boss fights, deities containing multitudes, debate ...
6 Jan 34min
