Bale is coming home and then "I spat in my own mouth."
Everton, Plovdiv, Bale and anti Communist Paramilitary movements are put under the microscope by the Hackney marshes prognosticators.
18 Sep 20201h 1min
All or Nothing...Mostly Nothing.
The Sunday morning suckers are back to pore over 3 middle order pre season wins; whether Hjobjerg could be the new Jordan Henderson and the Amazon fly in the ointment documentary 'All or Nothing'.
4 Sep 202052min
Messi called Joe Hart a "Phenomenon", Lionel is on his way!
Hojbjerg and Hart are on the agenda this week as preseason resumes and everyone's in quarantine and why Lionel Messi after 20 years at Barca wants to be announced as a Spurs player in the bonus episod...
26 Aug 202059min
Troy Deeney Special - End of the World Review.
The chroniclers forensically dissect whether Troy Deeney will make Ndombele the best footballer in the world whilst holding Harry Kane in a headlock.
6 Aug 20201h 14min
"He pulled a Pride String". Crystal Palace - Tottenham Hotspur
"He pulled his pride string." With Europa League qualification in the bag the chroniclers return to review the last Morbid-ball game of the season against Crystal Palace as we put the case forward for...
30 Jul 20201h 9min
"We could've had a Tomato rotting in slo-mo" Tottenham Hotspur - Leicester City
23 Jul 202042min
"Harry Kane was rigid" Newcastle United - Tottenham Hotspur
Tottenham's potential hijacking of Leicester City's Champions League place continued to make good progress at St James' Park in front of some journo's, a stretcher and some baked on pigeon faeces.
17 Jul 202050min
"Where's he been hiding that for 7 years?" Tottenham Hotspur - Arsenal
A victory against Arsenal eh? Well I'll be damned.
14 Jul 202035min
