"Spray the sphincters out of the building" Bournemouth - Tottenham Hotspur
It is our privilege to pick the sweetcorn out of this 0-0 display against a plucky Bournemouth. Much work to do!
10 Jul 202038min
"Tanning the gooch" Tottenham Hotspur - Everton
This is one of those games where you have grave concerns that this is some poor kids first - and it would put them off for life. We enjoyed it though.
7 Jul 202048min
"He's just a hospital Pass Dispenser" Sheffield United - Tottenham Hotspur
We slosh around in the guts of Tottenham's latest sufferball defeat to Sheffield United in the Premier League...Ouchy!
4 Jul 202048min
“The heat tiles are flying off him.”
The boys return to gorge themselves on the lacklustre hammers.
30 Jun 202059min
"He's got a 5 foot shin." Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United.
2 retired Hackney Marshes veterans dissect Tottenham Hotspur matches with a rusty spoon, fresh from polluting their minds with it. Let the healing begin.
27 Jun 20201h 9min
