
PORRO PORRO SAUCE (1-0 Burnley, FA CUP)
Timo Werner appears out of nowhere, Radu Dragusin arrives and dreams of Madrid (according to chatty agent) and VDV and Romero might be fit for Old Trafford. Son, Biss and Sarr won't be with us and th...
12 Jan 20241h 25min

Porro = Barca, Romero = Madrid, Sarr = the universe
A power-lifting City 3-3 last gasp draw, a gut-dropping 1-2 at the hands of the Spammers and a resounding Barcodes pummeling 4-1 - that's entertainment folks! Things are looking up. Onto the City Grou...
15 Des 20231h 17min

DISEMBOWELMENT - CHELSEA AND WOLVES
Well, the Ange love-in was vomit inducing anyways and 2 defeats on the bounce represents the death of that. (which is a relief) We are now faced with pure and unadulterated shit-stormery through cours...
24 Nov 20231h 11min

SPURS TOP DOGS? OR IS EVERYONE ELSE DOO DOO?
Crystal Palace 1-2 (Ward OG & Son). Still top. It's November. Crimes! Until we play City I don't know where we are. ARRRRRGGGHHHHFFFFTTT. We discuss El Classico, the Manchester derby and the return of...
4 Nov 20231h 10min

No EZE, No OLISE, No problem, right? + 2-0 Fulham Review.
We can go 5 points clear with a win against a Eze and Elise-less Crystal Palace. My word. We look back on Fulham at home (2-0, Son, Maddison) and spend some time on our own personal football odyssey ...
26 Okt 20231h 6min

OLI SAYS DELAY_ARSENAL_2-2_LIVERPOOL_2-1_LUTON_0-1
No words, we are top of the league.
11 Okt 20231h 52min

ARRIEVEDERCI DON PENITENTIARY
How on earth do Arsenal beat us? Dey fucked. Snatching a 2-1 victory against a relegation fancied Sheffield United with a 98th (RICHY) and 100th (KULU) minute winner sets up the Arsenal nice and cozy....
23 Sep 20231h 52min

ROMERO SLAPPED IN LA PAZ
Ashley Barnes couldn't save Burnley this time as Vincent Kompany got his city arse handed to him. We discuss international break and Sheffield Next! Up the Spurs...
14 Sep 20231h 7min



















