Works Every Time20 Okt 2025

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2) We don't hate women

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0:00 - This week on WET...

0:44 - Help make the world a wetter place

2:18 - Something spooky happened to Phil at the club

7:03 - Ghosts LOVE curtains

13:59 - Sports: Scripted or Rigged?

16:22 - Markus' worst sports weekend of all time

19:20 - You know what? Chicken.

21:31 - Get out of my country (club)!

23:11 - 2 Jager Bombs and a Heineken

24:27 - Codeine in Flint Michigan

27:21 - Manscaped and Velo please sponsor us

29:03 - Scary movie logic

32:18 - Markus just watched Terminator

35:44 - Threatening Vinny Chase to be on the pod

38:04 - Markus is so Turtle

39:24 - When Justin went to Hollywood

41:07 - Republican Phil

44:30 - You can legally break the law when the government's shut down

46:06 - ChatJPT

47:44 - Life is hard but also boring

50:08 - Phillatouille

51:11 - McDonalds Monopoly is so back

54:29 - Drill baby, drill, Zyn baby, Zyn

55:42 - Why didn't we get the Riyadh invite?

1:04:36 - Justin bullied a man from the stage

1:10:27 - Markus requested a panic room at the haunted house

1:16:32 - Adrian Grenier please come on the pod

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