The Dating Game was a CIA Plot with Brian Huskey
We all know The Dating Game! The weird 60s game show that basically invented reality tv, where swingin' bachelors and bachelorettes ask each other overtly s*xual questions from either side of a screen? But what if that sweet, innocuous game show was actually... a CIA front?? Our guest this week is the truly delightful comedian Brian Huskey (host of the podcast Bald Talk) and he dares to ask the dangerous questions. Brian's got a theory that the host of The Dating Game was a cold-blooded killer and a soldier in the Cold War. This ep we also discuss our least-favorite NPR hosts, water sports, exotic erotic vacations, and how much everyone hated Chuck Barris.
25 Mars 20221h
The Statue of Liberty is Actually Lucifer with Mano Agapion
Ahhh New York! The big apple of the pie that is America! And what's even more Amerian than apple pie? The Statue of Liberty, of course! But what if there is something sinister underneath that big green cape? Mano Agapion takes a dip in the Lizard Lounge to explain that Lady Liberty is actually a satanic statue guiding America to H. E. Double Hockey Sticks! That's right, this beacon of light may just be a beacon to the dark side. Is Lady Liberty just an enby icon? Is hell actually cool? And what is going on with the obsession with Mary Mack's back back back? All will be illuminated!
18 Mars 20221h 8min
Nicolas Cage Made A Faustian Pact with Andrew Scahill
Prepare yourself to get schooled, because we have a real life professor on this ep and he's taking us to film academy! Dr. Andrew Scahill stopped by with a freaky deaky theory on where Nicolas Cage gets his unholy acting talent, and on why he seems to be the only guy in Hollywood who's allowed to repeatedly bomb and then make sleeper indie hits. Could it be because he found an occult artifact and summoned a demonic entity and sold his soul for an oscar? Maybe!!! We get way into film theory this episode, as well as Nic Cage's career, industry nepotism, and our favorite horror movies.
11 Mars 20221h 17min
Stanley Meyer's Water Fuel Cell with Nicole Villela
Science! Religion! Murder! Dune buggies! This episode truly has it all. Comedian/producer/amateur inventor Nicole Villela is on this podcast this week to discuss renaissance man Stanley Meyer and his mysterious death. Did Stanley create a sustainable, emission free fuel cell that can power a car with water? Or was he a con man doofus who hoodwinked some nice Ohioans? And what about his crazy last words?? All these mysteries and more will be covered this week, plus a little discussion of what it would take for your hosts to sleep with a pigeon.
4 Mars 20221h 8min
Queen Elizabeth Is Dead with Cassi Jerkins
Tally ho good plebians, we've got another royal conspiracy theory on our hands! Absolute sweetheart Cassi Jerkins is back in the Lizard Lair to discuss a theory that was born on Reddit, reared on Twitter, and is now reaching its culmination on our show. Cassi suspects that good ol Elizabeth II, queen of all Englande (and Wales?), has actually been dead for a few months now and that the powers behind the throne are Weekend At Bernies-ing her because the timing is bad for the queen to be dead. This theory involves platinum jubilees, weird steamed desserts, topless pics, and an in depth of what we all want done to our bodies when we die. Wait til you hear Alexis' legally binding audio will!
26 Feb 20221h 8min
Julia Fox is a Mastermind with Katelyn and Alexis
The heavyhitters of podcasting are at it again! That's right, it's just Katelyn and Alexis this week. Katelyn's got a HOT theory about Julia Fox! Is she a mastermind? Is she extremely good at marketing? Does she just have an excellent publicitst? Find out what we've uncovered! Plus, Alexis has a little theory about conspiracy theories. A conspirocy theory theory, if you will!
18 Feb 202248min
Amelia Earhart Was A Spy In New Jersey with Beth Appel
If you've ever caught yourself wondering 'what's the deal with Mr. Magoo? Why are airplane peanuts so hard to open? And where did Amelia Earhart get her little scarves?' then this is the episode for you. Our bud Beth Appel is back on the show and she's done EXTENSIVE research into the alleged demise of the flying ace, and what might have really happened to Amelia. Specifically, Beth thinks she was captured by Japan, and then returned under suspicious circumstances as a New Jersey wife and banker. This episode also features Alexis becoming a math genius, and some high quality 90's style observational comedy.
11 Feb 20221h 19min
Joe Rogan is a Government Plant with Lauren Passell and Arielle Nissenblatt
What's the deal with Joe Rogan? Is he a bro genius who's brought knowledge to the masses? An idiot failed actor who capitalized on conspiracy theories for his own selfish gain? Or is he... a government plant whose very existence is a plot to undermine the heroic podcasters you know and love??? We brough in the big guns for this episode - Arielle Nissenblatt and Lauren Passell are podcast experts with serious chops. And they think there's something fishy about ol' regular Joe. This episode we get deep into the weeds on the art and science of podcasting, and we're also kind of mean to Joe Rogan, but it seems like he can take it. Listen for a very funny and very meta episode!
4 Feb 20221h 21min
