Pleading the 5th, and why Chicago sucks

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:02:07 Phills trip to Chicago

00:07:00 Small World friendships

00:08 Unexpected Drinking

00:10:20 Why Chicago Sucks

00:20:10 Monster Trucks events over other events game

00:23:00 NASCAR explained

00:25:00 where do NASCAR drivers pee?

00:30:16 Calling NASCAR for ticket pricing

00:41:00 Phill witnesses a Terrorist announcement in the airport

00:43:00 learning how to say White guy in other languages

00:43:40 explaining Harry Potter and JK Rawling

00:49:27 Dr. Fauci and Covid pleading the 5th

00:55:00 Phill knows something we don't

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