THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Story Time In Hollywood

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton interview Alan R. Green, an actor you may have seen on their viral workout videos with Pamela Pumpkin. They cover everything from relationship advice to old Hollywood stories. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.37 Mutual masturbation... -2:56 New Help Helen Smash Episode "Granny Goes On A Date" coming soon!! -3:20 Alan who you may know from the Get Fit With The Lord videos! -6:05 Instagram Live -6:35 Taking Q's -14:28 Easter nails are SO Easter-y -25:53 Live with @mouthbreather  -31:40 Keep listening to find out what Alan had 200 of....! -31:42 Alan Green is in the Mother F$*king building! -37:44 The Exorcist story -42:05 The big reveal... -45:11 Divorced men are the best kept secret -49:07 Cocaine with Farrah Fawcett -50:27 The Karen Black story -52:39 Alan's 2nd wife -55:36 Alan on the key to a happy marriage -57:06 Alan on the most important things in life -1:03:20 Alan on getting older -1:05:00 Alan on death -1:07:26 Alan's biggest fight -1:08:13 Alan's 3 pieces of life advice -1:09:45 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

16 Apr 20181h 12min

Don't miss these funny prank call ideas Laura Clery comes up with featuring Helen Horbath and her granny.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.20 "And we're off!" -3:03 Thanks for all the downloads of Episode 15!  -3:35 Laura doesn't like facials -4:25 Stephen DOES like facials  -11:05 Breaking up: Cold hard truth or sweet sweet lies. Thoughts? -14:55 L.A is a place where dinner leads to fist-cuffs -19:04 1-800-sex-calls -24:28 Let the FB Live prank calls begin! -37:53 Wendy's does NOT take reservations. Smh. -43:09 Little Debbie is a savage -47:16 Dollar Store Dildos -50:10 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot -57:41 Chinese french fries -1:00:46 You don't want to miss this Helen prank call!! -1:06:49 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

9 Apr 20181h 9min

Another Facebook Live episode!! Starting with special (impersonated) guests: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Jennifer Coolidge and Helen Horbath. The funniest prank calls to Wal-Mart, Gamestop, an old folks home and someone's brother named Cliff who really wants to work at the Wawa! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.27 Kim Kardashian meets Helen! -7:12 Kourtney Kardashian be lookin' for Kim... -7:50 I heart Jennifer Coolidge -9:06 Going Live on Facebook! -9:49 SIIICCK! Laura got hit on in her Insta Live  -12:38 We be prank callin'!! -15:28 Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath -27:48 Wal-Mart prank call as Heather -30:52 Wal-mart is actually the police department... -34:11 Cliff's voicemail from Wawa -38:48 Gamestop prank call -45:00 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Apr 201849min

You may know this already if you watched the Facebook live but...this episode was LIVE! Lots of interaction with fans, some stories and of course, some prank calling attempts with some surprises from Helen.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.52 ASMR Fetish -2:42 Join the Help Helen Smash Facebook Group -4:13 Going LIVE! -4:42 The Horbath's (future) Spiritual Retreat -6:28 Did you know there are two "N's" in the alphabet...? -7:57 "My mom keeps getting banned for watching my videos" -12:05 Q & A's from Live viewers -17:36 Helen & the Horbath's Road movie anyone?? -22:55 "Heather is basically me & all my sisters" -26:36 Stephen wanted a puppy (Enter:Oliver) -31:15 A twenty-town-tour! -38:58 Silly Stephen Stories -42:01 And then there was Pumpkin...Pamela Pumpkin -48:27 "If you're bored you're boring!" -50:11 Prank CAAALLLLSSS!!! -1:08:56 "Message the New Help Helen Smash Facebook Group with your numbers & names to prank! 1:11:23 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Mars 20181h 14min

The fan-painting mystery solved! Attempted prank phone calls that amount to a call-back from @jus_jacques (<--but really, go follow him and make him famous. Even though his insta is boring). Oh! And banned from Facebook! Whaaa??! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.50 Poor fat Alan -10:19 Fan-painting mystery solved! -15:26 Mrs. Middleton -16:48 Prank call attempts -19:53 Dic-kuawn & Friends -26:18 Hey everybody, help us with a character name for Stephen's taint!!  -27:05 @jus_jacques calls back! -53:01 Laura's been Facebook banned! -54:53 #KardashianEffect -1:02:19 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

19 Mars 20181h 5min

Recorded on International Women's Day 2018, Laura and Steeephen breech topics from 5-year-olds giving tech tutorials to sunburns to queefing to spirituality to The Bachelor to fan art and a special pop in from beloved "Dic-kuawn".  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.29 Self-producing is a hard-knock life -3:05 Tech tutorials by 5-year-olds -5:18 Parenting advice by pug-parents -6:50 What's a sunbed? -9:07 Sunburns are the worst! -9:18 Itchy Vagana -11:26 Hey Listeners! "What's a sun stroke?" Answer in comments please! -12:10 You can't monetize queefing  -14:42 International Women's Day- REVISED "I love my Vagana" -16:07 "Smooth ride" -16:46 I'M SO HUNGRY! -18:08 Morning meditations -23:17 Wall fiasco -29:07 Stephen's Dad impersonation -31:51 Spiritual Dads -35:28 You get what you believe -36:59 Priest costume -39:09 The Bachelor "Do you guys watch The Bachelor?" Answer in comments please! -46:37 Fan art mystery -51:13 Dic-kuawn peeps in -58:15 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12 Mars 20181h 1min

Laura reminisces about her past characters, creates some very intriguing new characters that involve parts of Stephen he's not exactly comfortable with and talks to her imaginary friend "Christina".  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -019 Adam & Eve discount code: STEPHEN or STEVEN  For 50% off 1 item + free shipping in the U.S & Canada  *Some exclusions apply. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.  -2:05 Age differences = different film references -3:12 Oliver & Stephen's matching outfits -3:44 Glass houses -5:02 Facebook premium show = tables have turned -6:42 Vegan cafe coffee nazis -8:44 Aspiring waitress actress -11:42 Who the f$*k is Christina? -12:57 "Your face is nice" -15:28 Bingity bong bong -17:03 Iggy Azalea the Austrailian rapper... -18:32 #ADDParody -19:01 Unscripted -19:45 How do you want to see Helen progress?! Leave a comment!! -20:26 Pamela Pilot coming soon -22:20 A female Napoleon Dynamite  -23:36 Hollywood blvd shenanigans -28:20 Hungry Series -30:44 Female Comedy Creators Panel with Hannah Hart & Ashley Perez -31:57 Sleeping in....the struggle is real -33:26 Blissful Alan -35:41 Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope -44:41 Waking up is still scary -46:33 Neil Young siting! -47:07 Fan Q's -52:16 Outro -53:42 ....Producers surprise     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Mars 201855min

Who knew Stephen pisses on the floor, loves russian landlords and hip-hop music? Okay, you'll just have to listen.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.19 Adam & Eve discount code: STEPHEN or STEVEN  For 50% off 1 item + free shipping in the U.S & Canada *Some exclusions apply. 100% satisfaction guaranteed. -2:19 "No you go first" -3:50 Poor Oliver -4:43 Mating in Captivity & unsolicited advice  -9:13 Horders be cray -18:30 Stephen loves hip hop -22:57 "What's a little piss on the floor!" -25:20 Russian landlord ladies -29:48 Coming to America -32:29 Helen's progression: Prosthetic? Animation? or Hybrid?? -38:38 Holly Butcher's Viral Facebook Letter "Give, give, give!" -42:48 Questions from fans -47:42 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Feb 201850min