THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Story Time In Hollywood

Laura discusses the release of her new Valentine's Day Workout video, the existence of addiction and...queefs. With a surprise appearance from the Horbaths.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Stinky Oliver...Stinky Stephen -3:07 Memory Foam Pillow Commercial -4:22 Sir Stephen Falls-a-lot -5:57 We fancy in our new house! -8:38 And our veterinarian drives a Ferrari -11:10 Judgy pet parents -12:40 Valentine's Day Workout -12:55 "Sleep in Laura, life is scary!" -15:50 Internet Trolls -22:59 Eve is famous Fast Forward to "behind the scenes" -27:34 Ricky Gervais Story -29:35 Brittany Furlan  -30:39 Laughter IS the best medicine -32:55 We need addicts in the world -35:53 Hans Zimmer, Stephen and high stress -39:25 "I make people laugh" -43:14 Alcoholic Bees -45:56 Helen & Stealing Grannies -49:11 Yoga class with the Horbaths -52:30 Future podcast guests -56:02 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

19 Feb 201859min

Get a blast from the past of old characters unseen, Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin make their appearance and future-character-play possibilities! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.30 Video podcast!!! -0.45 Abandoned recording -1.05 "I don't know how to podcast..." -1:40 Naked podcast promo -2:00 F*#k Fear! -2:35 Tony "Horbath" Robbins -3:05 Gigantism  -4:45 Tony says hug your neighbor -5:40 Pamela Pumpkin Saves The World -6:50 Workout With The Lord -8:20 "That sh*t's not my fault" -9:40 Laura had an SNL audition tape -10:00 Character Graveyard -12:30 "I'm just a sweet girl" -13:20 Mr. Asif -14:15 Fear of Funny -14:50 Stephen bangs clowns -15:25 Everybody stalks -16:00 Stephen's 11yr old crush was Ellen Degeneres! -16:45 Block my "wanted" boyfriend -18:55 "Have you seen my cousins mugshots?" -19:30 "Good thing I got arrested as a kid" -20:00 "Lets get me arrested!" (again)  -20:30 Reverse rape funny? -23:10 Uh-oh...video -24:00 Pamela & Roger Healthy Tip -30:35 Fan Questions -32:20 Helen! -34:45 "The dog" (Oliver) -35:05 More Q's -36:10 More Helen! -38:20 What if Pamela & Helen! -40:15 Moving in 2 weeks -41:15 The crazy mansion across the street -43:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Feb 201852min

Good doctors, bad doctors, dogs who want to be doctors and horror worthy dentists....and of course, HELEN!!! (Take 2 doses of the VAGANA song and call me in the morning.) Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.50 Entitled Doctors - WTF? -5:35 I like her though! -6:15 "We're all selfish horrible bastards" -7:50 It's Xmas in January -8:25 America has ALL the sleep disorders -10:30 "If I don't post this dick sucking video my fans are gonna be pist"  -11:00 I love my Vagana Vagana Music Video -14:30 Discount Doggie -17:20 Grey's Anatomy Pug -19:45 Help Helen Smash Season 2 -20:05 Helen! -24:00 Midnight Express -24:40 Construction -25:30 Moving is worse than death... -26:20 Q's from fans -27:05 Annnd...we're back! -27:20 Getting braces with all the gross kidos! -30:30 Horror-film worthy dentist -31:45 Saved by the bell "I'm so excited!" -33:00 I have a strong resemblance to Vanessa Williams... -34:36 Then I fell off my bike -35:45 That chick on "The Bachelor"  Bumper Car Tragedy -37:25 "Well she'll never be Miss America..." -39:50 Butt implants -42:45 Normie friends -43:44 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Jan 201846min

Laura discusses the "power of the puss", funny family stories and takes questions from the fans.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.25 Pussy whipped -1:25 Mom must be proud -2:39 Dad's in denial -3:47 Steeeephen! -4:00 Hi Helen... -4:34 Wee in your coffee -5:33 Stephen's parents -6:11 Laura's fam -10:07 My parents are Sandy & Danny From Grease -11:02 Pet crocodile -12:40 Harvest the bees! -14:46 Like a drunk Kramer -15:00 THE CAR! -19:27 OUR brother & sister -20:41 Huge blow-out  -23:26 Do you work out... -26:00 Relapse The Gooden Center- Men's Rehab Treatment Center -33:09 Podcasts are life! -35:00 Fan questions -38:06 The Horbaths -45:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Jan 201849min

Laura gets real in this episode with sensitive stories from her past about sexual misconduct and suicide. With a side dish of funny including sick kids, pugs with no jobs and special guest IVY.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.25 Pugs with no jobs -1:19 Kids are disease factories -2.29 Steeephen! -2:48 Ball Bag nuzzle -3:27 Americans? -4:58 Lots to talk about -5:23 Current Events by IVY -8:15 Dick, Dick, Dick!  -9:11 NANCY should be in our singing group! -9:35 Louis C.K "One Mississippi" Tig Nataro on The View -13:06 Sexually traumatizing Lunch -17:03 Another asshole in a limo -17:38 Protect yourself ladies -18:14 Logan Paul & the suicide epidemic -22:40 When I was 12... -27:22 The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 -28:22 Blind Oliver -28:50 "I hated those carpets!" -29:21 Outro "We love you!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Jan 201832min

This episode is all about goals and inspiration! And just a few fart noises...and Helen.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.48 Inspired! -1:28 Tooting your own horn -2:20 Mouth farts -3:00 Holly's toot it & boot it beliefs -5:45 "Casper the friendly Ghosting" -6:50 Oxytocin sexual -8:24 Artist hustle = new house! -9:14 "Awaken the Giant Within" -10:04 Helen Robbins  -10:38 Goals, goals, goals -12:11 PETA love -17:22 Check, check, check -18:06 Infomercial Robbins -19:12 Pain & Pleasure perspective -20:00 Are vs Our -21:23 Vlog for life -21:56 173 Siblings -23:16 The-smallest-girl-in-the-world sibling -23:31 Adelaine Taylor sibling -23:50 Newscaster sibling  -24:53 Kathleen Tiffin sibling -25:30 Special Problems comedian -26:34 Stephen & Amy Winehouse in Camden -28:13 The Knowledge -29:00 Followers questions -29:36 The Ranch Shop The Ranch Shop -35:21 Snapchat sober -37:04 "Helen you're disgusting..." -39:06 Babies & Busy -40:28 Conception -41:20 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Jan 201844min

Laura and Stephen celebrate 1 million subscribers, new Facebook show pages, and a little guided meditation with special appearances from Helen and Pamela Pumpkin.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.15 One million subscribers and biggest FB Showpage!! -1:10 FB vs. Youtube -2:11 Helen's the real star of the show Help Helen Smash -4:55 Jax Media -5:25 That old school actor life -6:41 My manager lived with his mom -7:41 Till Death -9:50 "There's not enough carts" CBS -10:47 "If it's funny & original that's all that matters" -11:39 No excuses! Because you're gonna die.  -12:47 Our first viral video English vs American -13:29 "Some of your videos I hate" -14:59 Laura's favorite early insta videos + Russel Simmons -20:04 All by myself -21:26 Exciting busy times! -21:50 Thank God for sobriety -24:02 Stay grateful -24:35 "How can I make millions of people laugh around the world"  -25:27 Pamela Pumkin's guided meditation -32:48 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Jan 201836min