185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: -Right now get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/YMH -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! We start the week with a DENTAL UPDATE and open the show with a clip courtesy of the double soul shaman. Tim and Kristin then share a few new airtight stories submitted by fans, they also discuss the recent Vince McMahon allegations, play a game of "Would You Rather?", plus introduce a very cool guy by the name of Tony P. Comedian Moshe Kasher joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new book "Subculture Vulture" and talks about his time in rehab, his running streak of attending Burning Man and the San Francisco rave scene. Moshe then shares stories from his experiences as an ASL interpreter and how growing up with a deaf family impacted his life. The trio also talk about Moshe's wife Natasha's recent appearance at the Improv and the value of trying new things. They also watch a butthole arts and crafts video, some TikToks from the double soul shaman, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus more of Christina's curations! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 745 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Feb 20242h 7min

SPONSORS: Go to http://Hungryroot.com/MOM, to get 40% off your first delivery and get your free veggies. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now! New customers use my promo code MOM and bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly! That’s promo code MOM – only at DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the real star of the film "Saltburn", the proper way to drink Metamucil, Disney Adults, and get another follow up on the topic of "airtight". They open the show with a cool clip from a very cool combat vet before checking out some inspiring fat athletes, a double soul shaman, and a man dealing with some back pain. Comedian and sandwich enthusiast Joe DeRosa joins the Main Mommies to set the record straight on a very hands-on experience he had at last years Skankfest, plus clarifies the incident that went down between Bert and Joe List. They also talk a lot about food including, the wild foods they've tried, death row desserts, a burger debate between Burger King and Shake Shack, plus Joe's own personal food takes. We also get a classic Ari instigation story and much more. Now just lemme eat ya! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 744 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Jan 20241h 30min

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. WHAT A MESS! It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by radio host, broadcaster, and very cool guy, Jesse Lee Peterson. Before Jesse joins in, Tom and Christina open the show with a clip of a bike lane confrontation by an aggressive surfer, get a shoutout from popular barista Caitlin Campbell, and check out the wild comments of another wholesome content creator called Wise Words From Neve. Tom also shares his handsy experience at Sam's Tailor in Hong Kong and we also get a sweet update from Dr. Drew! The Main Mommies then chat with Jesse Lee Peterson and get an insight into who he is and where he came from. He has a lot of out there ideas about race and gender, but also has an interesting view of forgiveness and letting go of anger. He also talks to the Mommies about mothers, Los Angeles, Ryan Sickler's appearance on his show, taking responsibilities, "Big Momma Michelle", segregation, and great pilots who happen to be women. Cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 743 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Jan 20241h 52min

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17 Jan 20241h 21min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 55% off your Babbel subscription. -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/MOM to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a clip of an all natural bodybuilder and discuss why famous leaders of history are so horny. We get a recap of some hate from Caitlin Campbell's Instagram posts and check out a cool train enthusiast from the UK. Tim and Kristin are then joined by comedian and all around hustler, Jiaoying Summers. She talks about her Chinese upbringing and how desperation led to her attending college in Kentucky. They also discuss topics such as strict Chinese beauty standards, scorpion juice, brutal mothers, and her ownership of a comedy club. Jiaoying also gets introduced to some classic YMH clips and reacts to some of Christina's TikTok curations. Ta ta there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Jan 20241h 38min

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a courageously dumb tourist and get some insight on world travel from Chad in the booth. Next on the show we have a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks curated by THE Christina P which includes a man with period cramps, a guy with tattooed eyeballs, a disruptive gospel singer, a tongue piercing, and a very talented sommelier. We then wrap up with a very special and very cool animated show inspired by the cool guys from YMH! Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Jan 20241h 35min

Did you miss our new YMH Special “69 Minutes?” You can still watch it NOW at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. 'Tis the season to be a cool guy! This week Tim and Christine open the show with a Christmas wish and have some serious opinions on cottage cheese. They also review a batch of wonderful new cool guys, discuss scents, and admire what Christina's doing with her hair. We then welcome comedian Mike Bridenstine! He's got a new book out "The Perfect Amount of Wrong: The Rise of Alt Comedy on Chicago's North Side" and this leads to an in-depth conversation about the heavy hitters he came up with. Names like TJ Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, and Hannibal Buress are just few of the comedians who made the alt comedy scene in Chicago what it was. They also talk about crazy drivers, dumb tourists, throuples, watering plants with period blood, little people, power washing fat people, and some hilarious TikToks curated by Christina P! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Dec 20231h 41min

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com Tom is coming to LA for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival. Tickets are on presale this Thursday at 10am PST with the code TOMMY. Get tickets at https://netflixisajokefest.com or https://tomsegura.com/tour PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss what they love about the holiday season, being in the Christmas spirit, women's bareknuckle boxing, Tom's airport story, and dumb tourism. They also watch some clips from those same dumb tourists and a mashup video of a Chris Hanson interrogation with a video of Senator John Kennedy reading an erotic novel. Country musician Wheeler Walker Jr. joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new album "Ram", Nashville, Garth Brooks, Tom's remix of a Miami Sound Machine song, and Kevin Leonardo. They also watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips and wrap up by watching a batch of fun TikTok's. Wheeler then closes the show by serenading Tom and Christina with his hit song "Fuck This Job". I like that! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Dec 20231h 42min