185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS:  -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor. Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhouses, the Prime Minister of Morocco, and the health benefits of urine. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Dec 20231h 44min

SPONSORS:  -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week Tom Segura and Christina P are feeling the effects of Thanksgiving, they also talk about a horrible Uber driver, the upcoming special “69 Minutes”, an Enny’s dreads update. They also check out some clips featuring a fun mispronunciation of Daniel Ricciardo, a cool chiropractor, and even cooler guy in Columbia, and a Hellcat lady, before interpreting the meaning behind a philosophical question proposed by Rob Iler.  Comedian Ralph Barbosa joins in and talks about his Netflix special, attracting goth girls, and making peace with the infamous beef with George Lopez. Christina shows Ralph some TikToks and the trio react to some clips regarding butt stuff, and they get Ralphs take on some prison inmate penpal videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates  https://store.ymhstudios.com/  https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Nov 20231h 33min

This week Tom Segura and Christina P welcome Ryan Sickler back to the Mommy Dome for Thanksgiving! Tom addresses torturing Charo, admiring the beauty of David Beckham, and broken looking flight attendants. Christina also chimes in with some old journal memories and matching couples outfits. We also get announcements for the upcoming event comedy special "69 Minutes" and new tour dates for both Tom and Christina! The main mommies are then joined by comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler! They catch up and talk about what he's been up, the new podcast he's launching soon, Dennis Rodman, and dangerous student drivers. They move into clip territory and watch some clips from some chiropractors and highlights from Ryan Sickler's appearance on Jesse Lee Peterson's show. Finally we see the return of Christina's Curations and get some classics from the world of TikTok! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Nov 20231h 46min

Tickets for Tom's new Come Together Tour are now available on pre-sale! Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour and using the code TOMMY SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Pull up your jeans and pull out some teeth this week with Tim and Kirstin! The Main Mommy is bored of being sick and discusses the perks of not eating late. They chat about hosting Tom's foreign cousins and their very particular choice of personal scents. We celebrate "No Bra Day" with The King, talk Victoria's Secret bringing sexy back, being a smart foo, plus more on Tom's F1 experience. Tom also has an announcement for a brand new special event! Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and comedy club owner Nate Jackson! He reveals how embracing TikTok changed the game for him and helped him break records selling tickets. Nate shares his thoughts on some clips featuring Jesse Lee Peterson and a Chewbacca roar revenge prank. They also talk about the success of Tyler Perry, adopting better health habits, masterpiece films on Tubi, and finally Nate shows off another talent by dropping a song he created! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Nov 20231h 45min

Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE! Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Nov 20231h 40min

HAPPY HALLOWJEANS!! On this episode, Tom and Christina discuss Christina's goth makeup, Halloween candy, their upcoming live show event, Charo's trip to Israel, and why adult actors make the best guests. Jimmy Carr is is a British-Irish comedian, presenter, writer, and actor. He joins the Main Mommies to chat about his upbringing, the Royal Family, the "Up" series, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Michael Jackson, performing internationally, and much more! He also watches some classic Master of Accents videos and shares some insight. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Nov 20231h 37min

Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard workers of America at Walmart and coffee shops. Christina and Tom welcome the girls from This Bitch Podcast, Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, on the pod. They are fresh off the plane from Skankfest in Vegas and they have some stories to tell. Sara and Kim share their latest escapades in between the YMH-style clips Tom and Christina picked out for them. Before wrapping up the episode, the girls were introduced to Jesse Lee Peterson, which caused Kim to have a troubling realization. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Okt 20231h 28min

Welcome to another episode of YMH. This week, Christina addresses her shower cap/bonnet controversy, and her and Tom discuss spray tans, super models, Tom’s shoutout on AEW, and more! They watch clips of Kevin Samuels, Jesse Lee Peterson, Horrible or Hilarious, and a guy cleaning brown out of a urinal. Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine are comedians and the hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. They join the Main Mommies to find out which Cool Guy they want to date, and discuss Armie Hammer, if height matters, butt stuff, polyamory, Ben Affleck’s back tattoo, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Okt 20231h 41min