Whores at the Oscars: From Anora to Midnight Cowboy (Ep. 582)

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jane Ward just legitimized "No homo," the excuse for any masculine straight dude who wishes to cup his buddy's balls. Her new book Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men is a fascinating study of why heterosexual (white) men who have homosexual encounters don't identify as gay. Lost? Then let her explain it on a very homoerotic Manwhore Podcast! Whether it's in a frat house, a military barracks or a Hell's Angel club house, straight-identified white men are having homosexual experiences with other straight-identified men. Jane Ward discusses how their masculinity and whiteness allows opportunities to explore each other's bodies without endangering their heterosexual identity. Not Gay makes sense of those Craigslist m4m ads of "Straight seeking Straight Jack Off Buddy." "Look bro, if you can't help a friend out by giving him a handjob then you're kind of a fag!" - says he-man former frat boy. #NotAllMen was a Twitter movement that angered many a feminist. I admit that I would prefer someone talking about "men," "white people," "straight people," "comedians" to qualify their complaint with "assh*les," "misogynists," "homophobes," and "Republicans." Ward helps me understand how to be a better ally while not letting myself be someone else's privilege punching bag. Ward gives an Intro to Intro to Feminism 101 by explaining intersectional feminism. Hopefully, we get to a point where we don't need the separate term and all feminism is intersectional, according to my guest. The UC-Riverside associate professor reminds us that one woman's experience is informed by not just her gender but her race, socioeconomic status and sexual orientation. So Patricia Arquette was right and wrong. Buy Jane Ward's amazing book Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men! Check out Jane Ward on the Internet: Website: www.JaneWardPhD.com Twitter: @thequeerjane Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by glory holes. It's not gay if you don't know who's on the other side. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Dec 20151h 9min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida You may have read that podcasts are getting insanely popular. Podcasts aren't only popular but they even gained some sex appeal! What once was a desire to have sex with the groovy radio DJ in the 1960s is now the desire to bang the person behind the USB microphone. I've had sex with several listeners over the past 80 weeks and Keith Malley, one half of the popular Keith and the Girl podcasting duo, is married to a longtime listener! This y-chromosome-fueled Manwhore Podcast discusses porn clickholes, Keith's religious upbringing and growing a loving bond with your listeners. I love you all! Except a few of you, probably. Keith started a podcast with his then-girlfriend Chemda (aka "The Girl"). When they broke up in real life, a publishing contract required them to fake their relationship on air for a whole year. He shares his experience with a secret break-up. We also chat about interacting with our listeners—even when those are less-than-clothed interactions. Hosting a personal podcast about the inner workings of your life allows you to become close with thousands upon thousands of strangers who listen to you on their morning commutes every day or week. The podcasting pioneer and I dish on what it feels like to have that bond. Check out my interview on Slutist.com! How did you learn to masturbate? Keith and I both grew up in households that did not encourage healthy sexual exploration. We share how we discovered jerking off and how our respective fathers shamed us about it. But like the healthy young lads we were, a little shame won't stop us from beating the bishop! Plus, weird porn! Check out one of my new favorites /r/HoldTheMoan! It's no secret that I would love to be paid for sex! I revisit my close call with male prostitution with a cougar lawyer in San Francisco. Also, I tell that Magnum condom story…again. Check out Keith Malley all over the place! Buy his and Chemda's relationship book What Do We Do Now? Hear him on the daily podcast Keith and the Girl! Follow him on Twitter: @KeithMalley Support the Keith and the Girl Kickstarter and receive Manwhore Podcast Patreon rewards! Make your pledge at www.katg.com/kick! This week's episode is sponsored by sharpies. Sharpies: great for drawing dicks on your lover's body; not great for washing off. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Nov 20151h 4min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Dating in New York City is insane. Or at least that's what this week's guest Monica says. Monica returns for Round 2 on The Manwhore Podcast to talk about dating in New York, cuffing season and butthole pleasures. Is this city designed for casual dating or is romance still possible? Hear us talk about why New York City's ample options can be both a blessing and a curse! Brace yourselves. Cuffing season is coming! Yes, the winter is upon us which means it is time to lower your Tinder settings to 1 mile and select the sex partner who brings the best snacks. Cuffing season is the time of year when you figure out which barfly you f*cked is the most suitable hibernating partner as the temperatures drop. So be aware: is that occasional f*ck buddy into you or is he/she just into the location of your genitals? As Monica reminds us New Yorkers, "Brooklyn to Brooklyn is a myth." Rimjobs are magical gifts that are possibly more generous than starting a scholarship fund for low-income handicapped Rugby players. It's sort of the pinnacle of butt stuff activities. "If getting rimmed in a nice shower doesn't bring you any pleasure, your assh*le is broken!" Monica and I discuss butt stuff and why I insist it feels so good! We also recall that time she participated by bringing out her Goldfinger… New York City has a nearly endless array of options of all sorts of folk. If you need a community, this city has one for you! Relationships are frustrating in New York because all of our options lead to lots of indecision and non-commitment. On the other hand, these options are a godsend for outcasts who moved to this city to let their freak flag fly! Let's just say that the furry community in Des Moines, Iowa is not so robust. Dating in New York is a bit insane, but there ain't no other city like it! Go check out Dr. Zhana Vrangalova on Periscope! Almost every day she is talking about the latest in sex research and answering your sex geek questions on a level I can't even begin to attempt. Check her out! Follow Monica on Twitter & Instagram: @MokaVida! Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida! My thoughts and well-wishes to all those effected by the tragic terrorist attacks in Paris. Stay slutty and stay safe! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by strep throat. Uninsured? Let strep throat make you regret that decision today! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Nov 20151h 4min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Open relationships are a lot of work. This week's Manwhore Podcast guest Chery knows all about that! She trained her boyfriend into living an ethically nonmonogamous lifestyle. I met Chery at a New Year's Eve naked party and we caught up talking about big d*cks, nonmonogamy and what kind of board games you can play while naked! Chery knew she was nonmonogamous and (at least) bisexual since high school. When she met her current boyfriend, the two had to ease into this lifestyle. He'd never had a girlfriend sleep with other men before. Chery has been patient with him as he warmed up to the idea of her taking on other lovers. We discuss what that was like to have different rules than her boyfriend. Parents, how do you or did you talk about sex with your children? What's the best way to have "the talk"? I read one father's bullet points from a popular Reddit post, which you can read by clicking here. Let me know if you agree or disagree. Also, tell your kids what Chery tells us: don't put ice cubes in your _____. I tried erotic hypnosis and it was f*cking awesome! I went into a trance to achieve an orgasm without touching myself and it was an incredible experience. I thought it was all bullsh*t until I actually gave it an honest try. Here's a link to the audio file I used. Good luck! Naked parties are fun! Chery explains how her first naked party was to celebrate the rumored 2012 Apocalypse. We discuss what types of board games are even better when you take your clothes off. Might we first recommend Naked Jenga? How do you "stumble into a threesome"? When you're an attractive young woman, I guess it's not that difficult! More conventional ways would be 3nder, Reddit and your whacky married friends after a night of red wine. Plus one listener writes in asking for advice on what to do with her frustrating on-again-off-again long-distance f*ck buddy. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by =yawn=, do you even read this? Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Nov 20151h 3min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Every day millions of d*ck pics are sent unsolicited to women (and men!) around the world. This has caused catastrophic results. However, many women do love d*ck pics! This week's Manwhore Podcast is about one woman who loves them a whole extra lot. Soraya Doolbaz is a professional penis photographer. We talk about her art project dressing up dongs and why balls have yet to come into the frame! Soraya Doolbaz gives tips and tricks to taking the perfect d*ck pic. The first rule of c*ck shots is to make sure the recipient wants them! Unsolicited sexts "are the modern day flasher," according to Soraya. But now she is rebranding the d*ck! By giving it proper lighting, angle and personality she is creating works of art out of what were once snapshots ladies would laught at while sharing them with friends over wine. Learn hot to take a d*ck pic from a pro! Can balls be beautiful? Soraya and I discuss this oft-forgotten part of the package. "Balls are the plus-size models of dic pic photography!" This show is body-positive about balls! We also discuss why she witnessed the World's Saddest Handjob during a photo shoot. When we think of homophobes, we typically think of the Southern states and church gatherings. One Honolulu police officer disgusted me, and the nation, when he harassed and arrested a vacationing lesbian couple after they were kissing in public. Now they are suing the police department after being detained in the state of Hawaii for five months with no jobs, home or money. How do you get mad about hot women kissing in public when you live in the gayest state in the country? I gave some tips to AskMen.com's Aly Walansky about sex positions to stick to for your first time with a new partner. Read this article to find out why I'm now an "authority" on doggy style. Make your d*ck beautiful by dressing it up in Soraya Doolbaz's web app! Just upload a photo and use some of her accessories to give your penis a personality. While you're at it, give it a cool, edgy backstory! Visit www.DictureGallery.com and check out her work! Follow Soraya on Twitter: @dicturegallery Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by filters. The #NoFilter campaign has ruined thousands of potentially pretty penis pics. Put your phallus in a filter today! Emaily your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Nov 20151h 11min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode! There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has f*cked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really sh*tting where you eat. It's more like sh*tting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol. Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has f*cked up dating!" Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an assh*le. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today! Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom! Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode. Only a few days left to get your Manwhore Podcast t-shirts and hoodies before the prices go up! Secure yours today! Click here to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" shirt right now. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Okt 20151h 16min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Asexuals are slowly becoming more and more mainstream in today's social conversation. The asexual umbrella includes labels like demisexual, graysexual, aromantic and more. My guest Bauer runs an asexual meet-up group called Aces NYC. We discussed being asexual, demisexuallity and what labels really mean. This one is not for the easily-offended Social Justice Warriors, but a fantastic episode! Asexuals are people who do not feel sexual attraction. So why are we talking about this on a slutty show like The Manwhore Podcast? Asexuality is an extremely valid and notable aspect of sexuality—the lack of sexual desire! Bauer and I discuss what life is like dating as an ace (nickname for 'asexual') and how she discovered her sexual orientation. Bauer also shares what it was like coming out to her friends and family as asexual. Labels are a good thing. They help us communicate to one another what something. At some point, however, labels become too much. Today's Internet culture loves to subdivide and overclassify people and actions with fake labels and gross portmanteus. Whether it's 'mansplaining' or 'sapiosexual,' younger generations rely on clusters of letters to coddle them into comfort. I give my take on labels, their uses and why 'zucchini' is not a term that should catch on! Bauer goes to bat for demisexuals in this week's podcast. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have an emotional connection to. This term is fairly new to digital media consumers but that type of person has existed label-less for a very, very long time. Plenty of people want to be in love before having sex with someone. But apparently demis don't feel like they fit in to society's growing hook-up culture. News alert: the hook-up culture is not the standard! If hooking up and casual sex were such a standard, slutshaming and sexual bullying would be way less of a problem. A lot of us don't "fit in." Don't hide behind a Tumblr hashtag. Go be proud of being yourself! Bauer tells us what an asexual meet-up is like and I was jealous. Hanging out with a group of people without all of the sexual tension must be awesome! Plus she tells us how she met her current partner as well as her something-something crush on the side. Only two weeks left to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" t-shirts, tank tops and hoodies before the prices go up! Get your shirt on Teespring today! Go to www.ManwhorePod.com and click the Merch banner. To learn more about asexuality, demisexuals, graysexuals and the rest of the ace umbrella, visit www.AcesNYC.org. Check out Aces NYC on social media! Facebook Twitter YouTube Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Rage. When you need to burn a bridge, use Rage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Okt 20151h 22min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida No one likes getting rejected. Samantha is no exception. This week's Manwhore Podcast guest calls me out on my crap and reminds me how our short-lived fling ended. There never seems to be a good way to reject a sexual partner but there are definitely some bad ways to do it. Rejecting someone during your podcast's intro monologue is certainly one of those bad ways! Samantha is now one of my good friends. I think. We discuss friendship this week especially after hooking up. Can men and women just be friends? Of course! Well, kind of. My guest ponders her abilituy to have platonic straight male friends. Also, no one will set me up with one of their friends which is totally understandable. Chucklef*cker (n.) - a person who has sex with a lot of stand-up comedians. Samantha had the Summer of Comedians in 2014. Pro tip: first have sex with an open mic comedian and work your way up to a guy with an HBO special. F*ck up, not down. People got mad about Peeple last week. The "Yelp for people" is planned to be a space where friends can review on another—because the Internet has such a tremendous history with being positive. I talk about why this site is both unncessary, terrible and nothing to worry about. Manwhore Merch is here! Go visit www.ManwhorePod.com to buy a t-shirt, phone case, hoodie sweatshirt, condom or tote bag! You only have until November 2nd to get your Keep Calm and Stay Slutty t-shirt or hoodie sweatshirt. Click here to reserve yours! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visitng my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Bernie Sanders. Not really, but I'm totally open to working with him. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Okt 201553min