Whores at the Oscars: From Anora to Midnight Cowboy (Ep. 582)

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sex can feel like such a chore! Claire and I discuss the different ways people feel pressured by today's hook-up culture to have a lot of sex. It's not that sex isn't awesome and that we don't want to have it, but sometimes you get a little burnt out. It's okay to take a break from your boning bacchanalia! It doesn't make you an uptight prude. Tinder, dating tips and what to do with that cuddling erection are also covered on an intimate Manwhore Podcast. Claire comes on the podcast this week to give me some closure about our 2013 tryst. After two dreamy dates she mysteriously ended things. Her past trauma combind with my overeagerness put her off of dating me. Listen to us chat about giving someone their space and why scheduling a text in your iCal isn't always the smoothest move. Speaking of giving her space: what to do with your spooning boner! The current hook-up culture is the outcome of a growingly sex-positive society. This is fantastic! The consequence of this is that those who don't care to have a lot of sex feel a silent societal pressure to have a lot of sex. There's almost a sense of "vanilla-shaming" where if you're not kinky and not f*cking a bunch of people, then you must be a prude, uptight, inhibited and sex-negative. This is not the case. There are asexual people, who don't feel sexual desire. There are those who prefer an emotional connection before getting physical (which some would call 'demisexuality' and what I would call a preference). Claire and I both share how this rampant sexual energy in American has caused us to have some sex that we maybe didn't need to have. It's great that pleasurable sex outside of wedlock is (slowly) becoming less taboo and more acceptable. We just have to pracice the same mentality towards the more prudent that we originally asked of them: do your thing and don't mind me doing mine. I went to a party this weekend to celebrate a fellow comedian's birthday. However, an ex of mine was there with her boyfriend. I was very nervous about attending and I tell you how it went! Also, I explain why I think the German government are a bunch of sneaky bastards! You want to be into the person you're dating, not the idea of dating that person. Claire shares her worry about my past intentions. Also, I explain why "maybe" is a cruel word that only gives the doomed man a false sense of hope. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by screengrabs. Are you a tattletale in need of evidence-out-of-context? Then you need screengrabs! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Okt 20151h 20min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Stephanie Berman wants lesbians to make some babies! The Semenette inventor joins The Manwhore Podcast to talk about her sex toy that lets lesbian couples enjoy the babymaking process. We had a fabulous conversation about sex toys, starting family and how you go about buying semen. IVF treatment is extremely expensive and sticking a turkey baster in your wife's cooch isn't a very pleasurably experience. The Semenette is an ejaculating dildo with an insemination upgrade! We discuss how same-sex couples can go about making a baby. No, The Semenette does not come with sperm. So Stephanie Berman tells you how to go aboout getting some spunk. Please do not get it from the underground black market of semen. Your baby will be born looking like a gangster with a bowler hat. Did you realize how dangerous sex toys can be? Berman dishes on phalate-free sex toys and why you should avoid toxic PVC dildos. Know what you're putting in your body! Also, c*ck rings are great. Go see Sleeping with Other People starring Jason Sudeikis and Allison Brie. It's a phenomenal sex comedy that doesn't shame casual sex. Support this film in a theater near you! Here's a link to the story about Trent Arsenault who the FDA shut down after he donated sperm and fathered over a dozen children! Check out The Semenette's website at www.TheSemenette.com! Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by elbow skin. It's weird but you need it. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Sep 201550min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Andrew Schulz (MTV2's Guy Code) joins The Manwhore Podcast for a thought-provoking and hilarious episode! Schulz's humour pushes the envelope and challenges your views on some touchy topics. We discuss the unnecessary importance of physical beauty, sex party etiquette and MMA champion Ronda Rousey. Schulz vs. Rousey?! I'd pay to see that! Andrew Schulz unofficially challenged the fighting prowess of Ronda Rousey. The Benders star thinks he could take down the current Women's UFC Bantamweight Champion. "What's she gonna do? Hit me with her girl punch?" We discuss both gender equality and innate differences between the sexes. I give my Guy Court guest Schulz the inside scoop on how to flirt at a sex party. The consent-heavy orgy has some protocols to follow before you start f*cking strangers! He tells me he wouldn't love that environment because he needs more of an emotional connection with a partner. I can relate as I'm starting to go to Hacienda for the free lube more than the random sex! I spill a bit on why my screening of UnSlut: A Documentary Film has been cancelled. Social justice warriors are phenomenal at ruining good things with a positive message. If the "sex-positive" world doesn't want me, oh well. I'll still be here every week with the same message! Click here for the Slate.com piece mentioned in the intro. Schulz and I also discuss why all of the faux outrage is ridiculous. CIS straight white people: let the offended lead the way before you look like a fool. Example: the Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume fiasco! What constitutes cheating? Is it the orgasm? Is it the kiss? Can you squeeze a random girl's ass at a night club and still be in the clear? We try to navigate our way through the murky territory of infidelity. Plus, why is physical beauty being held as such an important thing? In other words: why can't we call the amazing, stellar athlete Serena Williams ugly? Check out Schulz's brilliant argument to support this on the website. Check out Andrew Schulz's new TV show Benders on IFC every Thursday night at 10pm EST. Benders premieres on Oct. 1. Check out Andrew Schulz on Twitter and Instagram @andrewschulz! Listen to his podcast with Charlamagne Tha God, The Brilliant Idiots! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Social Justice Warriors. You PC, bro?! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Sep 20151h 3min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Nikki from Tinder is back in Bushwick again for her third apperance on the show. With mutual contempt, we made it through another hour of conversation about sex and dating. Don't know about my history with this woman? Go listen to her first appearance on the show and hear why we're less-than-best friends post-hook-up. We also ponder some of dating's big questions on an all-new Manwhore Podcast Nikki is dating someone new (again) and we're both hoping that this guy works out. They met on Tinder. Déjà vu! Nikki isn't sure if they're exclusive though. Of course my advice to her is: communication! When is the ideal time to ask to be boyfriend-girlfriend? Also, Billy does his final fantsy football draft during the episode. Sorry! I could totally see Nikki as a mom. She has a very "I'm going to smack you if you misbehave" aura about her. Listen to her discuss why her dream is to be a total MILF! Plus, she shares her personal dating flaws that keep her from securing "the One." Soraya Doolbaz has an art show of professionally-taken dick pics. So we rate some penis photography in this week's episode. You may need this blog post to follow along! Here are the dicks we looked at in order from Critique My Dick Pic's tumblr. (NSFW) Panties BBC Micropenis Strap-on Feminine guy Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visitnig my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by fried Snickers bars. When life's got you down, fried Snickers bars keep you down. Email your comments, questions or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Sep 201552min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's episode of The Manwhore Podcast features one badass polyamorous sex-positive chick. My dear friend Emily and I recorded this while I was visiting her in Vancouver. Once I passed through Canadian customs (not easy!), we discussed how her dating life has evolved from Internet boyfriends to polyamory cuckholding! You're all gonna love her. Plus, some exciting news that involves a different Emily! In a little town in Saskatchewan, Canada, a virgin Emily developed a long-distance Internet boyfriend in Kansas. My guest tells me the story about how she got up the courage to fly to a different country to meet him in person circa 2001. Did she get catfished? Was he fake? Was it true love? Find out! Plus, listen to me name as many Canadian provinces as I can. It's kind of adorable/impressive. Emily Lindin created The UnSlut Project to combat sexual bullying and slut-shaming. As you all know, I'm a big fan of her work (and her shirts). I am presenting a screening of her upcoming movie UnSlut: A Documentary Film in New York City on October 6! Follwoing the screening, I will host a Q&A with Lindin and executive producer (and WWE Hall of Famer) Mick Foley. Please buy your tickets now (the venue is quite small) to see an advanced screening of a very important film. Tickets are only $12 until 10/1 and $20 at the door. Click here to buy your tickets today! The world lost horror movie icon Wes Craven. In addition to giving us screams, did you know that the Nightmare On Elm Street creator gave us one of the most feminist female heroes of the 1980s? I look back on Nancy and how her battles with Craven's Freddy Kreuger defied the typical Final Girl horror trope. RIP Wes Craven. Emily practices ethical nonmonogamy. Only in the last few years has she discovered polyamorous people and how to live a nonmonogamous lifestyle. I asked her how she discerns between bonafide boyfriends and boys on the side. She admits that sometimes she gets jealous but that jealousy is not just for monogomous couples. Ultimately it's compersion and open communication that helps her through it all. She additionally shares how her sex drive in her early 30s is the highest its ever been! Cuckolding: it's not just for the fellas! Emily has a not-so-secret cuckholding and voyeur fetish. We discuss the many times she's wanted her boy toys to tell her about their most recent sexual encounter. Also, this Dan Savage disciple does not want to be called a fan, but she's a Grade A fanwhore. And friend. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by stringed instruments. When you need to make a scene in your movie cathartic, bring in the stringed instruments. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Sep 20151h 15min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Get Kenneth Play's book Beyond Satisfied: A Sex Hacker's Guide to Endless Orgasms, Mind-blowing Connection, and Lasting Confidence! Sex tips are all the rage. Everyone wants to know how to have better sex and please their partner. Kenneth Play is a sex hacker. He has tips to make you better at sex and more efficient. We had a fascinating discussion about sex tips, manhood, casual sex and Miley Cyrus. Kenneth Play's sex advice starts with comfort. "The most important part of any sexual experience is about creating a safe space," said the sex hacker. If someone isn't comfortable, it's not going to be fun! We talked about how to create safe spaces in the bedroom. We also discuss manhood and how to have a lot of hot sex without being a douche. Casual sex is very popular amongst the socio-sexual orientation unrestricted folks. Or simply: sluts. This slutty fella and I discussed why casual sex is so important for him. He tells us that society has demonized no-strings-attached sexual encounters. "If sex doesn't lead into a long-term monogomous releationship, we feel like we've failed. [But] you could have a very positive and powerful casual sex experience!" Plus we get his origin story as a chubby Asian guy questioning his dick size. "Confidence" is a word you will hear many times throughout this episode. Hear how we gained our confidence through casual sex with open-minded sex-positive partners. Leading squirting demonstrations at the occasional sex party doesn't hurt either! Now he's the creator of the Sex Hacker Playbook! Should we praise Miley Cyrus or damn her? Well, after our conversation it appears that the question is not that simple. It's great that she's so out about her sexuality. But it doesn't change that she's just a trashy little girl. Celebrity-worship creeps up on this week's Manwhore Podcast. Check out Kenneth Play's sex hacks right now! Website Instagram Twitter Also check out The Casual Sex Project! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by fantasy football. It's not gambling; it's fantasy football! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Sep 20151h 2min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week is the follow-up episode to last week's swinging show with Alex! Her husband Adam joins us for a threeway episode talking about their life as a sexy, swinging couple. These two are adorably in love and it makes me want to vomit. This is a can't-miss episode of The Manwhore Podcast! (I mean, you can miss it and live, but why would you want to?) After being together for the better part of two decades, Alex and Adam are an incredibly in-sync couple. Adam joins the podcast and discusses how their swinger relationship came to be. The married pair shares how communication, check-ins and love allow them to participate in threesomes and gangbangs and swinger parties. Nonmonogamy doesn't mean you don't get jealous and these two love birds hash it out like adults. "At the end of the day, I'm going home with him and he's going home with me," says Alex. The first time I met Alex and Adam was at a gangbang where something went awry. One bad apple doesn't have to ruin the fun though! Listen to some key tips on how to calmly take a Time Out when boundaries get crossed. Also, are any sex acts off-limits? Hear how they define the terms of their marriage together through open communication. There are many times I should have lost my life to bullies growing up. As an adult, I do my best to not engage with digital mobs. Have a problem with me? Talk to me like an adult, then go on a Twitter rant. You know the email address! So how do you keep your swinging lifestyle separate from your executive private lives? My guests talk about swinger websites and how to stay discrete when they're in their "sex bubble." Plus, Alex and I bond over our mutual fondness for kissing and intimacy. Any interest in a Manwhore Podcast fantasy football league? Email me and we'll see what we can work out! Come dress fancy and get dancey as I lead one more What The Float in New York City this Saturday! Visit WhatTheFlo.at for tickets and information. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Tom Hanks: making me cry since 1992's A League of Their Own. Email your comments, questions and outrage to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Aug 20151h 7min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This is the first episode of an epic two-part series about marriage, love and lots of group sex! Through a serendipitous series of events, Alex reemerged into my life earlier this summer when her husband emailed me asking if I'd like to have sex with her again. We discuss her swinger lifestyle with her husband, group sex and feeling young in her long marriage. What's the magic number for a gangbang? Well, we now know that 13 dicks is way too many! "It's like a soccer team!" Alex and I discuss the finer points of group sex, including why having a sex ratio that's heavily male is beneficial to a party. I recall my first-ever Craigslist bukkake. Men and women: don't be creepy on the Internet. It's fine to say, "I want your dick." But, like, also say your name and maybe what your favorite season of Boy Meets World is. Alex and I both share the same fantasy of being paid for sex. Listen to us discuss our whore fantasies. She also shares how her relationship with her husband began inviting other dicks to the bedroom. Alex gives some tips on how to swing and when to say no! Come dance with me! Dance through the streets of New York City with a manwhore-led What The Float on August 15 & 22! For information and tickets visit www.WhatTheFlo.at. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by feelings. If you weren't outraged at something totally reasonable, find some feelings and blow things up! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Aug 201548min