Lindy and Meagan are OVER the Moon

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Last week dire wolves, this week…Gayle King is in space? You might think that all of the world’s problems have been solved if we’re spending time doing this nonsense–but actually, nope! Believe it or not things are actually worse than ever! The BBWs are losing their minds in real time, but that’s okay because Magic Mind is here to tether them gently to Earth.

In other news! Barry has tragically been re-coned and Lindy and Meagan are regaled by the horrors of male afflictions. But Meagan visits NYC and her delight in humanity is restored by the bright lights of Times Square and Broadway! What if we kissed at the Times Square Olive Garden 💘🌆🍝

And last but not least: What do you think of Lindy’s Big Static Conspiracy? Ghost of Ben Franklin aka Alexander Graham Bell, that u? Plus, just for 98%ers, you’re in for TWO more unhinged niche conspiracies from Lindy. Get pumped.

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

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