What Kind of Pervs Are We? (The BDSM Test, DDlg Kink, and Being Bratty)
Send us a text It's time for our annual BDSM checkup! Come chill with us while we take the BDSM Test and find out exactly what kinks really turn us on! Will the results surprise us? (No.) Will we overanalyze everything? (Yup.) Will we be forced to take up primal play? (We must abide by the results.) We also talk about our DDlg kink, my Jenga paranoia, and Jake becoming a cargo shorts dad! If you want access to lots of extremely hot porn, this is the best time to get it! Adult Time is curr...
7 Juli 20211h 6min
(TEASER) FWB 17: The Hard Anal Debrief
Send us a text We finally did it! We fucked like pornstars! Okay, not quite. But we did check something off our sex list. I fantasize a lot about the kind of hard, pounding anal you see in some of the best porn. But I didn't think I could handle that kind of action. Turns out I can! In this Friends With Benefits episode, Jake and I go over the entire thing. We talk about why it happened, why it went so damn well, and picking apart what it takes to have fantasy-level anal sex! *** This was jus...
5 Juli 20211min
Edge Me, Daddy (Pleasurable Frustration, Explosive Orgasms, and Getting Dirty Horny)
Send us a text It's not a perfect Wednesday unless you get edged! That's why we're devoting an entire episode to edging! We talk about control play, dealing with premature orgasms, ruined orgasms, and why wand edging is so popular. Also: my million dollar YouTube ideas, making sweet homemade jizz, and getting caught dildo-handed. If you want to play around with a really fun squirting dildo, get the Betty's Blaster! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% o...
30 Juni 202147min
"Would You Rather?" (But, Like, a Dirty Version)
Send us a text Would you rather raw-dog reality in silence or listen to us goof around for a while? This week, Jake and I play a sexual version of "Would You Rather?" We talk about the Pfizer vaccine giving me big honking titties, feverish titfucking, taking nudes in the sun room, tent sex, our dream of becoming sugar parents, and the two (!) times Jake gave himself oral just to show off to some pervy girls. Oh, and we answer (and overanalyze) a bunch of sex questions! If you want some of...
23 Juni 202150min
My Clit Sucking Conversion (Orgasmic Exorcisms and Masturbating to Failure)
Send us a text I was a clit sucking skeptic. Then, one toy made me come so hard I had no choice but to change my mind! This week, I tell Jake about my clit sucking journey and how I have finally seen the clit sucking light! Also: how everything we own decided to break apart at the same time, living out of our beer fridge, and sneaky orgasms! But mostly, my new favorite sex toy! The Aer by Dame has given me a brand new kind of orgasm and I can't get enough of it! If you want to try one for...
16 Juni 202144min
(TEASER) FWB 16: Three Holes, One Cock
Send us a text For this Friends With Benefits episode, we decided to let you all listen to some of our very hands-on research. We've been holding on to three strokers for a while now, and we figured it was time for me to finally use them on Jake. And that's exactly what we did! I got him to strip down, get hard, and I stroked him off with a Valentine's Day themed Tenga Egg, the Tenga Deep Throat Cup, and the Vulcan Ass Stroker (with warming lube)! So yeah, there's some dick stimulation ...
15 Juni 20211min
Big Dick Solutions (Extra Tight Anal, Sore Jaws, and Dick Prints)
Send us a text Big dicks can be really challenging, but they need some love too! This week, we talk about big dick problems and how to deal with them. We cover extra tight anal, girthy blowjobstacles, and when deep pounding gets a little too deep for comfort. Also: dick prints, becoming a sushi whore, terrible vegan jerky, and cucking Jake with billionnaires! If you want to see some really hot porn created by women, be sure to check out Bellesa Films - including the playful and authentic ...
9 Juni 20211h 13min
Fingerblast Me to Heaven (Fingering Techniques, First Times, and Worst Times)
Send us a text How's your fingering game? Well, it's about to get better because this week, Jake and I share our best tips for excellent fingering! But mostly, we talk about our worst fingering experiences - no matter how embarrassing they are. Also: Jake's good lookin' dick, musing about a blowjob-only OnlyFans side hustle, keeping Jake entertained while I wait for him to come on me, and our brief but very anxiety-inducing COVID scare. If you want to enhance your fingering and organic ...
2 Juni 20211h 6min
