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Send us a text I had a brilliant idea. I would have sex with Jake while turning on the Dictation feature on my phone. The result would be a super hot transcript of us having sex, complete with all the filthy dirty talk. I thought it would be sexy, but I regret to inform you that it was not - at all. I do think the results are hilarious, though, so we decided to share our mangled sex transcript with you anyway! Whether you want to laugh with us or at us, hopefully this Friends With Benefits ep...

1 Juni 20211min

Send us a text So, we got into sex furniture and accidentally built a sex playroom. And this week, we decided to take you on an audio tour of it! We go over the items in our playroom and how we use them, fuck them, and just plain get comfy with them. Also: polyamorous TV shows, seducing babysitters, Jake's little jerk-off throne, what I'd do if I had a dick, and impulsively posting my tits! If you want to build your own sex playroom, you'll need some awesome Liberator products! Get them f...

26 Maj 202153min

Send us a text What's better than getting oiled up, rubbed down, and finished off? This week, Jake and I talk about massage porn, what makes it so hot, and what we look for when picking out massage scenes. I also talk about my new venture into audio porn, creating JOI for women, and sucking dildos for extra realism. And: my system for reviewing sex toys, praise for The Rock, my tub full of lube fantasies, sexy sexy trickery, and how Jake could single-handedly disrupt the entire happy endi...

19 Maj 202149min

Send us a text I recently tested out a bunch of arousal oils and they were a lot of fun to play with. But what about the dudes? Do they get to play around with some horny gels, too? Jake wanted to find out, so he conducted a little side experiment. He tried two stimulating gels to see if they could make his dick more sensitive, make him extra horny, or make him come faster. On this Friends With Benefits episode, Jake tells me about his many (many) trials with stimulating gels and how it went....

15 Maj 20211min

Send us a text I've always fantasized about using remote controlled sex toys. Now, I finally have the toys to make them come true! This week, we talk about the app-controlled toys we use, why they're so fun to play with, and what kind of naughty things we've done with them! We also discuss hybrid lube, the hot married man paradox, being a sexual scatterbrain, and my confusing refractory window. If you want some long-distance fun of your own, check out the Lush and the Ferri by Lovense. O...

12 Maj 202152min

Send us a text What would happen if I used arousal oils for an entire week? Would I get super horny? Would I treat Jake to a week-long fuckfest? Would my lady bits just get tingly? We decided to find out! I used a different arousal oil every day for a week and we recorded the results! We also talk about how I almost got caught watching a bunch of stuck porn, reverse reach-arounds, and getting a sex injury. Also: we wonder whether butterscotch pussy is the new sea salt chocolate, and Jake...

5 Maj 20211h 28min

Send us a text Do you ever read the comments on porn videos? Usually, they're nice and friendly. Often funny. Pretty much always short and to the point. Except when the Gooch gets involved. He's all over the comment section of Adult Time, posting minute-by-minute breakdowns of the scenes, and complaining about every single thing that makes them good. We have a love-hate relationship with him and we decided to let everyone in on it. So, join us for a deep dive down the Gooch! *** This wa...

1 Maj 20211min

Send us a text I can't believe it! It's our 50th episode! How awesome is that!? Jake and I decided it would be a great time to share some updates. Not just about future plans (merch, videos, and maybe some audio porn) but also about us. Specifically, what's the deal with our polyamory? We haven't brought it up in a while, but in a way we're both less and more polyamorous than we were when we last checked in. We also talk about the long road to 50, our hypothetical throuple bubble, spookin...

28 Apr 202144min