I don't consent to this
My Friend Doug11 Nov 2025

I don't consent to this

I have several mottos.

My number one life motto is:

“Laugh and come.”

My number two motto is:

“No arguing, no suffering.”

Number three is:

“I don't consent to this” if it's not about laughing and having fun and enjoying life.

You know, there was this really great thing, once upon a time, called The 2000-year-old Man, where Mel Brooks was playing this 2000-year-old man, and then he was asked what the secret to life was, or whatever his motto for life was.

And he said:

“To live.”

And then the interviewer says:

“That's it? To live?”

And then Mel Brooks goes:

“No, not to live … TO LIVE!”

That's my motto. I want TO LIVE, I don't want to argue.

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